goddammit, Willam

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Bitch, quit trying to make me give a shit about Christmas.
That's never going to happen.  I am too innately evil for your little drag queen fun and games.

Oh, and more scantily-dressed bears and cubs in your parody videos, hooker.  I know you have them out there in L.A.  I've seen the magazine pictures.  There's no way that they've ( Read more... )

*cackle*

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I would personally like to thank James Franco for this most excellent Grade A day-brightener.

Of course, by “thank,” I mean “blow,” though perhaps that generally goes without saying.

It takes a special kind of pretentiousness to take down something as garishly pretentious as Kimye's latest opus.  Fortunately Franco is more than up to the task ( Read more... )

who dat who dat who dat bitch

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I don't know the original song (apparently a good thing).

I don't need to know the original song.

I just need to keep looking at KW and giggling.

She's pregnant there, too, unbelievably.

Then there was this slightly more controversial sketch (just as delicious, if a teeny bit polarizing to the humorless):

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Wendy Ho goes super-meta, playing her own mother, Kim.  Alarmingly well.

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I love singing comedians.  Not always the most innovative, sometimes a little cheesy, but good for a giggle (or at the very least, a bemused eyeroll) 98% of the time.

The true classics always merit revisiting, no?

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I love that ho.  And she let some queens have it too.  RuPaul, are you hearing this?