Nov 03, 2004 19:14
I have lost any remaining faith I had in the wisdom of the American people. That people would actually vote to keep Bush in office is beyond me. God save the USA b/c as a whole, we've gotten ourselves into some shit, and weren't smart enough to clean it up after 4 years.
On a better note, I've been sent some great things by the people who commiserate with me, and now I'll share them with you:
There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill andsaid "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed andpushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved the world!"
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked."