Day 4.
What you ate today, in great detail
Well! Today when I woke up I made me an’ Stitch some runny eggs an’ soldiers. I like getting up with him an’ making him breakfast while he’s getting’ ready, then we eat an’ he goes off. I never been any good at eggs before not working, now I can do all sorts wiv them, an’ all sorts of breakfasty food really, cause that’s the main one I do every day you know? The soldiers were just like that plain square white cheapy bread you get cause that’s the best bread ever an’ anyone who says it’s not is just lying to themselves. I like Lurpak slightly salted spreadable on mine an’ he likes marmite cause he’s mental. We had orange juice, again just like the really cheap stuff, I usually add a tea spoon of sugar to mine cause the cheap stuff is so sour but Stitch says that’s rank.
Then at lunch I got a bit creative cause Spencer came round and I done him like the fanciest bacon sarnie ever, right? So, I grilled some bacon, an’ I cut up some brie an’ then I caramelized some onions which sounds dead tricky but it’s not, you just fry onions an’ put about two tea spoons of sugar on them while that’s going on- sorted, an’ I put the brie on some toast an’ I grilled that an’ all, an’ then added to that the onions an’ bacon and then a bit of red pesto an’ VOILA! An’ it was really good like, really really good, an’ we had tizer wiv it cause tizer is ace. I miss when tizer used to have adverts it don’t ever get adverts no more an’ right it’s dead hard to find in shops.
Then we made these 10 minute brownie things, you guys prolly don’t know about them, it’s basically brownie mix you put in a microwave cause you’re too cheap an’ pikey to bake :P Scummy yummys. We took that an’ went to see Sir Mitchalot at his, stopping at greggs for a casual chicken bake an’ some quavers. Mitch like ate almost all of the brownies. This is cause me an’ Spencer got him hooked on them an’ his mam don’t allow it in her house an’ I doubt he’s ever ever admitted to Dajve he’s mental for them.
Then later I got back home an’ it wasn’t tea for ages, like two hours but I was hungry again cause I always am, so I had some monster munch, an’ a twix, an’ then I made some cheesy pasta (that’s scummy too, but every one has it) wiv some ham in it. Kraft cheesy pasta is one of the best things in the world, an’ it’s dead easy, you just need a bit milk an’ a bit butter, sorted. Then I had an orange, then I just had some tea an’ 3 jaffa cakes then stitch got in.
Tonight we had spag bol, he done it. He’s really good at spag bol, he puts all garlic an’ oregano an’ that in, an’ he does his own sauce out of a tin of tomatoes an’ other stuff, but spaghetti makes me ridiculous an' I bet he wishes he’d just bought penne cause I made such a mess. Like a little kid. Then I had a magnum, an’ some rice pudding, just out a tin, an’ stole some of Stitch’s m&m’s.
Just now I’m reckoning I might get a banana. I'm dead hungry now I just wrote all that an' I quite want one. Then later I’ll have more crisps, an’ then strawberry milk an’ then bed. Quality.
Day 01 - Introduce yourself, in great detail
Day 02 - Your first love, in great detail
Day 03 - Your parents, in great detail
Day 04 - What you ate today, in great detail
Day 05 - Your definition of love, in great detail
Day 06 - Your day, in great detail
Day 07 - Your best friend, in great detail
Day 08 - A moment, in great detail
Day 09 - Your beliefs, in great detail
Day 10 - What you wore today, in great detail
Day 11 - Your siblings, in great detail
Day 12 - What’s in your bag, in great detail
Day 13 - This week, in great detail
Day 14 - What you wore today, in great detail
Day 15 - Your dreams, in great detail
Day 16 - Your first kiss, in great detail
Day 17 - Your favorite memory, in great detail
Day 18 - Your favorite birthday, in great detail
Day 19 - Something you regret, in great detail
Day 20 - This month, in great detail
Day 21 - Another moment, in great detail
Day 22 - Something that upsets you, in great detail
Day 23 - Something that makes you feel better, in great detail
Day 24 - Something that makes you cry, in great detail
Day 25 - A first, in great detail
Day 26 - Your fears, in great detail
Day 27 - Your favorite place, in great detail
Day 28 - Something that you miss, in great detail
Day 29 - Your aspirations, in great detail
Day 30 - One last moment, in great detail
Well! Today when I woke up I made me an’ Stitch some runny eggs an’ soldiers. I like getting up with him an’ making him breakfast while he’s getting’ ready, then we eat an’ he goes off. I never been any good at eggs before not working, now I can do all sorts wiv them, an’ all sorts of breakfasty food really, cause that’s the main one I do every day you know? The soldiers were just like that plain square white cheapy bread you get cause that’s the best bread ever an’ anyone who says it’s not is just lying to themselves. I like Lurpak slightly salted spreadable on mine an’ he likes marmite cause he’s mental. We had orange juice, again just like the really cheap stuff, I usually add a tea spoon of sugar to mine cause the cheap stuff is so sour but Stitch says that’s rank.
Then at lunch I got a bit creative cause Spencer came round and I done him like the fanciest bacon sarnie ever, right? So, I grilled some bacon, an’ I cut up some brie an’ then I caramelized some onions which sounds dead tricky but it’s not, you just fry onions an’ put about two tea spoons of sugar on them while that’s going on- sorted, an’ I put the brie on some toast an’ I grilled that an’ all, an’ then added to that the onions an’ bacon and then a bit of red pesto an’ VOILA! An’ it was really good like, really really good, an’ we had tizer wiv it cause tizer is ace. I miss when tizer used to have adverts it don’t ever get adverts no more an’ right it’s dead hard to find in shops.
Then we made these 10 minute brownie things, you guys prolly don’t know about them, it’s basically brownie mix you put in a microwave cause you’re too cheap an’ pikey to bake :P Scummy yummys. We took that an’ went to see Sir Mitchalot at his, stopping at greggs for a casual chicken bake an’ some quavers. Mitch like ate almost all of the brownies. This is cause me an’ Spencer got him hooked on them an’ his mam don’t allow it in her house an’ I doubt he’s ever ever admitted to Dajve he’s mental for them.
Then later I got back home an’ it wasn’t tea for ages, like two hours but I was hungry again cause I always am, so I had some monster munch, an’ a twix, an’ then I made some cheesy pasta (that’s scummy too, but every one has it) wiv some ham in it. Kraft cheesy pasta is one of the best things in the world, an’ it’s dead easy, you just need a bit milk an’ a bit butter, sorted. Then I had an orange, then I just had some tea an’ 3 jaffa cakes then stitch got in.
Tonight we had spag bol, he done it. He’s really good at spag bol, he puts all garlic an’ oregano an’ that in, an’ he does his own sauce out of a tin of tomatoes an’ other stuff, but spaghetti makes me ridiculous an' I bet he wishes he’d just bought penne cause I made such a mess. Like a little kid. Then I had a magnum, an’ some rice pudding, just out a tin, an’ stole some of Stitch’s m&m’s.
Just now I’m reckoning I might get a banana. I'm dead hungry now I just wrote all that an' I quite want one. Then later I’ll have more crisps, an’ then strawberry milk an’ then bed. Quality.
Day 01 - Introduce yourself, in great detail
Day 02 - Your first love, in great detail
Day 03 - Your parents, in great detail
Day 04 - What you ate today, in great detail
Day 05 - Your definition of love, in great detail
Day 06 - Your day, in great detail
Day 07 - Your best friend, in great detail
Day 08 - A moment, in great detail
Day 09 - Your beliefs, in great detail
Day 10 - What you wore today, in great detail
Day 11 - Your siblings, in great detail
Day 12 - What’s in your bag, in great detail
Day 13 - This week, in great detail
Day 14 - What you wore today, in great detail
Day 15 - Your dreams, in great detail
Day 16 - Your first kiss, in great detail
Day 17 - Your favorite memory, in great detail
Day 18 - Your favorite birthday, in great detail
Day 19 - Something you regret, in great detail
Day 20 - This month, in great detail
Day 21 - Another moment, in great detail
Day 22 - Something that upsets you, in great detail
Day 23 - Something that makes you feel better, in great detail
Day 24 - Something that makes you cry, in great detail
Day 25 - A first, in great detail
Day 26 - Your fears, in great detail
Day 27 - Your favorite place, in great detail
Day 28 - Something that you miss, in great detail
Day 29 - Your aspirations, in great detail
Day 30 - One last moment, in great detail