"there is ONE permanent solution to hair loss...(cocks back gun)"

Where have you been dad? I've gone all my life without you. I had to learn baseball from a pitching machine. I had to shave from informercials. I had to learn the birds and the bees from ACTUAL BIRDS AND ACTUAL BEES! 

Grim afternoons, everyday, and he buried his problems in syndicated reruns in a recline. No one had asked him how his day was in months and even if they did, it wouldn't have mattered. Ric probably wouldn't have known what time a day it was if the blinds had perchance closed on him. "I'm at the end of my rope!" holding the phone far from his face ( Read more... )

(large stadium style lecture hall, scarce students lacksidazical, professor walks in ( Read more... )

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1-4: Plato reciting key excerpts from Republic to group of people ( Read more... )

Want Better DIY Shows? Come to Them
by J. David Brown
(with title stolen from the myspace of "AHM Productions")

"Do It Yourself" ascetics to live music is a feasible process to building a strong local music scene. In even the blandest, most passe' music scenes, sometimes people do things for themselves, apparently out of necessity. In high school, ( Read more... )