Comics to be made from last year until October 9th
1-4: Plato reciting key excerpts from Republic to group of people
5: Hippie: That's just like...your opinion...man
(Over the shoulder of person reading onion articles)
1: "Egg takes over New Yoke!"
2: "George BUSH Caught in HEDGE Fund Scandal, Presidency MULCHED, !"
3: " ______________________________________ "
4: Cut to it being Alfred E Newman reading the Onion saying"what me worry?"
1: Slave traders jump out of bush (in colonialist outfits) and attack 3 Africans from behind (bewildered face) with muskets and swords
2: Slave traders throwing nets over slaves
3: Head of tribe organize Africans for battle
4: Africans charging with spears, angry
5: Colonists casually leaning with smiles on their face holding bag of Funyons
6: Slaves in the Atlantic passage
1: new jersey in small center letters
2-4: elaborate pictures of slimer being all the citizens of a town doing activities
1-3: Guy masturbating in bathroom, violently
4: (breaks forth wall) "I'll finish this later"
5: Guy reading people magazine in lounge chair, unconcerned.
1: (marquee for a black dice show)
2: black dice walk out on stage in front of huge wall of speakers
3: member of black dice "we're going to do the noisiest noise ever now"
4: black dice perform "trendy" by reel big fish
Ric on phone with Todd
Todd (view of ric listening on phone)
1: can you do me a big, big favor?
2: I have this big show with ____________________
3: and we need ____ in 3 hours and we don't have anything
4: we're really against the ropes here, Ric, so basically what I need you to do is...
5: (Ric bewildered) could you grow a pair?
1: grumpy, grimey middle-aged-man sitting in chair,
2: can't find television controller
3: Touches around to find it
4: Picks up house phone, listens to hear controller ring
5: Hears loud neighbors
6: Gets up
7: Bangs on wall
8: "I'm living in Monroe here!"
9: Sits back down and stares into space, identical to first panel
1: Guy meets girl at coffee shop, gets number
2: Them eating at an elegant restaurant
3: Getting out of cab at her apartment, she baits him in
4: Sitting on bed, Girl: I like you a lot..but..
Guy: What, what is it?
5: I have a fetish...
6: Well, what is it?
7: Holds flashlight under chin and says "Ghosts!"
1: promoter (worried) "where's chuck berry?! he has to go in 5 minutes and hes not here!!!" (door opening in background)
2: (chuck berry takes his cash) "..and if the band and gears good, youll get a grand back!"
3: (chuck berry playing sweet little sixteen)
4: (chuck berry playing maybelline)
5: (chuck berry playing johnny b goode")
6: (chuck berry walks off stage)
7: (chuck berry drives away)
8: promoter (worried) 'where's thurston moore?! he has to go on in 5 minutes and hes not here!!!" (door opens in background)
9: (thurston moore walks straight past promoter)
10: (turns on huge stack)11 - (thurston moore puts guitar on the ground)
12: (thurston moore walks off)
13: (thurston moore drives away, money in hand)
1: (centered Hometown Heroes)
2: (Seattle)
3: picture of Nirvana performing
4: (Omaha)
5: picture of Bright Eyes performing
6: (New Jersey)
7: Bon Jovi as slimer and whole audience and crew as slimer
1: (dale crover playing with jacks on floor)
2: what are you doing in nirvana, dale?
3: Dale: nuttin'
4: (buzzo making smirk like "oh, dale")
1: (3 dudes in hippie basement) March 1983
2: (4th comes down stairs) Dude! I got the new Floyd! Break out the bowl!
3: (standing around huge bong) Yeah, I hear its' intense
4: (cover of the final cut)
1: (red light)
2: (red light)
3: (red light) "A Change goin' come"
4: (Martin Luther King sitting at car, serene)
1: TV: One of your favorite monster trucks may be giving you more than you bargain for
2: Guy: I hope it's not gravedigger...
3: TV: grrrrrravediggerrrrrrrr!
4: Guy: no!
5: Hippie: That's just like...your opinion...man
(Over the shoulder of person reading onion articles)
1: "Egg takes over New Yoke!"
2: "George BUSH Caught in HEDGE Fund Scandal, Presidency MULCHED, !"
3: " ______________________________________ "
4: Cut to it being Alfred E Newman reading the Onion saying"what me worry?"
1: Slave traders jump out of bush (in colonialist outfits) and attack 3 Africans from behind (bewildered face) with muskets and swords
2: Slave traders throwing nets over slaves
3: Head of tribe organize Africans for battle
4: Africans charging with spears, angry
5: Colonists casually leaning with smiles on their face holding bag of Funyons
6: Slaves in the Atlantic passage
1: new jersey in small center letters
2-4: elaborate pictures of slimer being all the citizens of a town doing activities
1-3: Guy masturbating in bathroom, violently
4: (breaks forth wall) "I'll finish this later"
5: Guy reading people magazine in lounge chair, unconcerned.
1: (marquee for a black dice show)
2: black dice walk out on stage in front of huge wall of speakers
3: member of black dice "we're going to do the noisiest noise ever now"
4: black dice perform "trendy" by reel big fish
Ric on phone with Todd
Todd (view of ric listening on phone)
1: can you do me a big, big favor?
2: I have this big show with ____________________
3: and we need ____ in 3 hours and we don't have anything
4: we're really against the ropes here, Ric, so basically what I need you to do is...
5: (Ric bewildered) could you grow a pair?
1: grumpy, grimey middle-aged-man sitting in chair,
2: can't find television controller
3: Touches around to find it
4: Picks up house phone, listens to hear controller ring
5: Hears loud neighbors
6: Gets up
7: Bangs on wall
8: "I'm living in Monroe here!"
9: Sits back down and stares into space, identical to first panel
1: Guy meets girl at coffee shop, gets number
2: Them eating at an elegant restaurant
3: Getting out of cab at her apartment, she baits him in
4: Sitting on bed, Girl: I like you a lot..but..
Guy: What, what is it?
5: I have a fetish...
6: Well, what is it?
7: Holds flashlight under chin and says "Ghosts!"
1: promoter (worried) "where's chuck berry?! he has to go in 5 minutes and hes not here!!!" (door opening in background)
2: (chuck berry takes his cash) "..and if the band and gears good, youll get a grand back!"
3: (chuck berry playing sweet little sixteen)
4: (chuck berry playing maybelline)
5: (chuck berry playing johnny b goode")
6: (chuck berry walks off stage)
7: (chuck berry drives away)
8: promoter (worried) 'where's thurston moore?! he has to go on in 5 minutes and hes not here!!!" (door opens in background)
9: (thurston moore walks straight past promoter)
10: (turns on huge stack)11 - (thurston moore puts guitar on the ground)
12: (thurston moore walks off)
13: (thurston moore drives away, money in hand)
1: (centered Hometown Heroes)
2: (Seattle)
3: picture of Nirvana performing
4: (Omaha)
5: picture of Bright Eyes performing
6: (New Jersey)
7: Bon Jovi as slimer and whole audience and crew as slimer
1: (dale crover playing with jacks on floor)
2: what are you doing in nirvana, dale?
3: Dale: nuttin'
4: (buzzo making smirk like "oh, dale")
1: (3 dudes in hippie basement) March 1983
2: (4th comes down stairs) Dude! I got the new Floyd! Break out the bowl!
3: (standing around huge bong) Yeah, I hear its' intense
4: (cover of the final cut)
1: (red light)
2: (red light)
3: (red light) "A Change goin' come"
4: (Martin Luther King sitting at car, serene)
1: TV: One of your favorite monster trucks may be giving you more than you bargain for
2: Guy: I hope it's not gravedigger...
3: TV: grrrrrravediggerrrrrrrr!
4: Guy: no!