Better Version
At Jenna's (who is coming to see me in less than 3 weeks) request it is time for my monthly update of this fucking turd. My new guitar came yesterday. That will be a nice novelty for a few weeks or until I find something shinier to amuse me. Incubus was a disappointment which is the story of my life. Mastodon is this Saturday and there is lots of good shit lined up for the future. But that all depends on the paychecks that I'm not making right now. I realized that racists are stupid. Hating people is a grand thing, hating other races is wonderful too, but hate should begin at home with your own people. Sure, white people can say that Mexicans take their jobs, Asians have bigger brains and Blacks have bigger penises and everyone else is just from a third world country. That makes it okay to hate and not care about these people but the people you do care about that hurt you are always the same color. That is why I believe we should learn to spread out the hate a whole lot more. I'm fairly confident that most members of the KKK were molested by old white men until they were 15 and could only take out their bottled hatred on blacks but if we started hating our own people more, terrorism would be a thing of the past. And think of the wonders it would do for overpopulation. God didn't do a good enough job with AIDS, herpes, Polio or American Idol to kill off 35% of the world but my plan definitely would. Homophobia falls into this category too. Why hate gay people? They're not taking your boyfriends and girlfriends away from you because you're a selfish, obsessive, worthless piece of shit that should have been aborted somewhere around the time of Michael Jackson's "Thriller". Hate them because they seem to be happier than most straight people. Don't hate the wannabe emo kids that want to be gay for being closet homosexuals. Just hate them for being involved in a trend as fucking pitiful as emo. This does tell you to hate politicians with all of your heart though. You can get politicians in all races, genders, and sexualities even if it's in the closet with 15 year old aides. Don't hate rap music because it's black people talking about the things that we can never have like money, hookers, felony rape charges and drugs. Hate them because they're no-talent pieces of shit that generally shouldn't be allowed to open their mouth unless they are saying "Guilty, your honor" or "Would you like fries with that?". It's not okay to hate the Middle Easterners like we do either. Because how can we tell an Arab apart from an Indian or a Pakistani? Personally I can only look for the Bingo dot on some of their foreheads to tell. But I usually only see them in laundromats or hotels. Once you can tell them apart, hate away. But for now, I, John Gehrig, am sticking to hating people of my own color that I can actually point out one of in a crowd of people without thinking they all look like discoloring turds with cornrows. I'm making the world a better place one person at a time.
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