Author’s Note: Yes, I’m totally hiding in shame. My ADD-ish muse has taken over my brain, and instead of plotbunnies, I am now being attacked by rabid plottribbles. I’ve discovered the Star Trek reboot fandom, so I do apologize for the lack of attention this story has received of late. See my author page for the litany of reasons why it looks like ( Read more... )

Title: Five Times the Hatchet

Author: Gixxer Pilot

Summary: ‘5 Times’ fic. Offhand, everyone knew there was five times during which Ratchet lived up to his nickname, but there was only one time he forgot The Hatchet ever existed.

Author’s Notes: I’ve wanted to try one of these ‘Five Times’ fics for quite some time, and even though I know they’re ( Read more... )

Yeah, guys I'm not dead, just working. RL sucks. In the interim, here's a funny screencap I did. I've recently upgraded my DVD player in my PC to Blu Ray, and found out that screencapping high def is not that hard. This was the result of my boredom, too much caffeine, crappy Minnesota rainy weather and insomnia. Feel free to jack them, but I would ( Read more... )

Author’s Notes: Holy crap! You all like this? Awesome! Like my first story Alienated, I never really planned on posting this one. It was just something I was going to bang out quick because it was trying to eat my brain. But, like all my other stories, I have yet to be able to do something short, and this story is no exception. It’s still growing. ( Read more... )

Author's Notes: This freaking plotbunny has eaten a hole through my brain. I do not write this fast. Ever. It's physically impossible. And from the looks of it, this story is no longer just crack. It's going to become a full-blown story with an actual plot, instead of just the crazy nonsense I'd originally planned. And it's even spawned a side ( Read more... )

Title: Matters of Medical Necessities

Author: Gixxer Pilot

Summary: Crossover with Transformers 2007/2009. Leonard McCoy thought he'd seen just about everything space had to offer in the years he'd been stationed on the USS Enterprise. But when Kirk orders an away mission that brings back a strange visitor with ties to 21st Century Earth, McCoy ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Apparently, I lied. This story just keeps growing. I'm not sure how long it's going to end up being, but I don't think it'll be as long as Alienated. It's just…longer than I intended. In this chapter starts the plot, so things should move along at a good clip from now on. Keep in mind that this fic is set just a few weeks after the ( Read more... )

Author's Note: Four months since the last update??!! Ahh! Sorry, guys. Winter is really not a good time for me, so I apologize for not being able to update. Couple that with some writer's block, and I think you all get the picture. I actually trashed everything I'd written after chapter 1 and started over.

For those of you who may wonder, the ( Read more... )

Title: Five Rings

Author: Gixxer Pilot

Summary: This is just some useless bits of fluff to help get me from point to ‘A’ to point ‘B’ on my other stories, aka get over writer’s block. Ironhide learns the meaning of the Olympics from Annabelle, Sam and Mikaela.

Author’s Notes: Written during the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver Olympics and inspired ( Read more... )

Author’s Notes: Gah! WTF? How did this happen? I’ve written a 12,000 word, plotted, chaptered crackfic. *facepalm* I really, really need a life. As with the last chapter, this one is based off something I did to an unfortunate roommate in college. I figured it was fitting as a “teaching experience” for everyone’s favorite twins. So, this is it, I ( Read more... )