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givemethegun

Poor Puppets

Mar 28, 2009 22:39

So there's this website called Pets In Uniform, right, where for the wee sum of $29.99 (currently on sale for $19.99!) you can have your beloved petsicle Photoshopped into some type of service uniform. That's utter bollocks - any muppet with 10 fingers can unprofessionally 'shop their innocent babies into some type of bestiality military porn ( Read more... )

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You've already done me one better. morganaus March 29 2009, 04:02:26 UTC

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Re: You've already done me one better. givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:06:00 UTC

Hahaha, OMG! It's one of my very best!

I think you've found your true calling. morganaus March 29 2009, 04:07:20 UTC

I and my Baby Hitler self love you.

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:10:41 UTC

That was soooo long ago. I remember 'shopping you into Xanadu, and I think The Kraken from Clash of the Titans was also involved :)

Btw, what are YOU doing home on a Saturday night of all people?! You're the most socially capable bitch I know. Are you saving up the juice for tomorrow night?

morganaus March 29 2009, 04:14:29 UTC

Yes, indeedy, it was.

I'm supposed to be studying math, but I'm avoiding it. I may have all day tomorrow to do it because he called after we talked and wasn't sure he could make it because he has a final tomorrow. So...I'm in a holding pattern. Make that I-and-my-juices are in a holding pattern.

To be fair, I was at the West Side Market earlier and then went to the local brewery with friends and had lunch and a few glasses of wine. Then I came home, took a nap, then went to the gym before turning in my English paper. Could I be any more fucking exciting? :\

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:19:24 UTC

More exciting than me. I've been refreshing LJ and Facebook so much that my wrist looks like Joan Rivers' face.

I do hope J ends up coming. If you know what I mean.

Also, I love you. So does the lump on my no-no.

(His name's Bert.)

xxx

morganaus March 29 2009, 04:21:05 UTC

I wish we at least had a decent phone connection so we could finish our chat.

I hope he does, too. Ahem.

I love you and Bert. He better watch himself, he's just begging to be popped. xox

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:28:40 UTC

I know. I'm so, so sorry. I actually called Kate a few weeks back, and prematurely disconnected on her too. I must be such a chat-tease.

Would you seriously - in all seriousness - seriously venture forth, into my deepest vaginal vortex, and poke about in the oyster-flaps with a pin to bust that bitch? Because seriously, Mars, that's fucking commitment to friendship.

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In a word? morganaus March 29 2009, 04:31:52 UTC

Yes.

Godfuckinghelpme.

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:44:25 UTC

Incredible. I'm telling David.

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:12:51 UTC

God...you are the best baby Hitler ever. That expression.

morganaus March 29 2009, 04:15:00 UTC

I deserve my own army and knew it even then.

givemethegun March 29 2009, 04:20:08 UTC

I know you burst forth from Hitler's 'missing' testicle.

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