Poor Puppets
So there's this website called Pets In Uniform, right, where for the wee sum of $29.99 (currently on sale for $19.99!) you can have your beloved petsicle Photoshopped into some type of service uniform. That's utter bollocks - any muppet with 10 fingers can unprofessionally 'shop their innocent babies into some type of bestiality military porn jizzfest, and it being Saturday night, and me being desperate and dateless, I decided to raid my Image archives and came up with these beauties;
So if you'd like your favourite fuzzball fetishized into a fashiona Fraulein, or perhaps positioned poorly perpendicular to a panzer, it'll only cost you $39.99.
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