Poor Puppets

[givemethegun]

So there's this website called Pets In Uniform, right, where for the wee sum of $29.99 (currently on sale for $19.99!) you can have your beloved petsicle Photoshopped into some type of service uniform. That's utter bollocks - any muppet with 10 fingers can unprofessionally 'shop their innocent babies into some type of bestiality military porn

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[givemethegun]

I know. I'm so, so sorry. I actually called Kate a few weeks back, and prematurely disconnected on her too. I must be such a chat-tease.

Would you seriously - in all seriousness - seriously venture forth, into my deepest vaginal vortex, and poke about in the oyster-flaps with a pin to bust that bitch? Because seriously, Mars, that's fucking commitment to friendship.



You'd deserve some type of medal.

In a word?

[morganaus]

Yes.

Godfuckinghelpme.

[givemethegun]

Incredible. I'm telling David.