Cnet uncovers the cause of the recent DDoS attacks crippling Twitter, Facebook, and LJ: http://bit.ly/uBcoo

• Dear Coworker, there is no need to listen to Puff Daddy this early in the morning. Kthnx. #
• Annnnd nothing says "healthy" like an office full of people with unrelenting, hacking coughs. Myself included. #
• No one believes me when I say chimps are evil. Cuz they bite genitals. www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimp.attack/index.html #
• If I ever had a child ( Read more... )

So, I had this raging hatred of koala bears. And I was just on ABC.com and there's a link "Koalas Homeless After Australian Fires."

And I'm like, GOOD. EVIL, FURRY BASTARDS. DIAF, literally ( Read more... )

Itching for a smoke? Try "Liquid Smoking"!A Dutch company has come up with a non-nicotine based soft drink which gives off a sensation akin to smoking cigarettes... It is an energy drink laced with South African herbs, which gives off "a slight energising effect, followed by a euphoric sense of calming and relaxation."
Actually, I could really use ( Read more... )

McCain Aide: Palin "going rogue"

Uh, doing what you want regardless of the party line and without regard to what advisors tell you? Wouldn't you say that's being, oh I don't know, a "MAVERICK"?

Okay, not that I'm a Palin supporter in any way whatsoever, ever, EVER, but this just cracks me up.

Woman arrested for killing virtual reality husband
TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday ( Read more... )

Sushi roll flash drive.

Oh, Urban Outfitters. I don't want to love you, but often do.

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Video shows youth punching, kicking a kangaroo (via Fark).

THE RSPCA has launched a nationwide hunt for a youth shown beating a kangaroo unconscious, and possibly killing it, in an online video ( Read more... )

By my fav offbeat UK electrorawkchick duo, Robots in Disguise.

How I did not find this video sooner is a mystery and a tragedy.

The sex has made me stupid.

DRUNKEN ROBOT GROUP SECKS FTW.