Drink 'em if you got 'em.

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Itching for a smoke? Try "Liquid Smoking"!A Dutch company has come up with a non-nicotine based soft drink which gives off a sensation akin to smoking cigarettes... It is an energy drink laced with South African herbs, which gives off "a slight energising effect, followed by a euphoric sense of calming and relaxation."
Actually, I could really use one of those right about now.