Welcome to today's installment of Things You Never Knew Were Legislated!

From the Ontario Bees Act (there's an Ontario Bees Act!):
Where a swarm of bees leaves a hive and settles in an occupied hive owned by a person other than the owner of the swarm, the owner of the swarm loses all right of property in the swarm.So, if your bees abandon you, ( Read more... )

Procrastinating, as usual, I was poking around in the basement and I found a box of very old letters that people had written to my parents before I was even a twinkle in my daddy's eye. Here's a line from one of them (written in March of 1980) that made me laugh:

I have also met some nice people at the Factory Theatre Lab. Unfortunately, they ( Read more... )

The Praxis Theatre kids sassed me into writing a limerick about robots.

How do you feel about robots and theatre? Feel free to answer in the form of a limerick.

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