Kaien Song Lyrics and Translations

[kurosuzaku]

It's been a while. I hope this will put a smile back to your sad faces upon hearing about Gintama's end. This isn't the official lyrics though. I found a fan transcription and combined it with my own. In other words, this song is now stuck in my head. XD;;;

Without further ado...

プッシュ　プッシュ　プッシュ　プッシュ
pusshu pusshu pusshu pusshu
Push push push push

吹き出物~ゼーット!!
fukidemono ~ zetto !!
Pimple Z!

商いあるとこ何処へでも　
akinai aru toko doko he demo
Wherever the business runs

素早く走ってやってくる（ズドドドドー）
subayaku hashitte yatte kuru ( zudodododou )
Run to them just as fast (bam bam bam bam)

お金の匂いを嗅ぎつけて
okane no nioi wo kagitsukete
Catch the wind of money

ノルマを果たしにやってくる（ノノノノルマー）
noruma o hatashi ni yattekuru ( nonononorumaa )
And ride along to fill the quota (qu-qu-qu-quotaaa!)

カイエーン
kaien
Kaien,

嫌な規則の名刺交換だ（お辞儀の角度は90度！）
iya na kisoku no meishi koukan da ( ojigi no kakudo ha 90 do! )
The detestable conventional business card exchanger (Bowing angle at 90 degrees)

カイエーン　
kaien
Kaien,

股間のマグナムぶっ放せ（あは~ん）
kokan no magunamu buh hanase ( aha~n )
Let loose the magnum between your legs (Uhuh~)

みんなのアホが合わさって
minna no aho ga awasatte
Everyone's idiocy is combined

度で買い契約知り取れ
do de kai keiyaku shiritore
And so know the price of signing the contract

みんなのアホが合わさって
minna no aho ga awasatte
Everyone's idiocy is combined

巨大な悪を打ち倒せ
kyodai na aku wo uchitaose
And so take down the great evil

カイカイカイカイカイエーン
kai kai kai kai kaien
Kai Kai Kai Kai Kaien

カイエーン　カイエーン
kaien kaien
Kaien Kaien

宇宙超商船隊（ロボ！！）
uchuu chou shousen tai ( robo !!)
The galactic merchant fleet (robot!)

カイエーン
kaien
Kaien!