Ground control to Major Tom...
ATTENTION SPRINGFIELDIANS!!!
...Springfieldiuns?...Springfieldites?...San Diegans?...Springfieldians. For those of you who are still living in the time that time forgot (the time of cable television), you should all be watching the Hillcrest Media Buzz-A-Thon 2006: A Space Oddity (this year's theme is space; which means lots of Star Wars, Alien, and probing jokes) from tomorrow at around 10:00 PM to Saturday at 10:00 PM. Yeah, the Buzz-A-Thon is a 24-hour marathon (aka one day) of live madness. And I will be randomly on it throughout.
You should all specifically watch 11:00 PM to Midnight on Friday night. That will be the hour in which I anchor...for an hour. Yep, so in addition to whenever I spontaneously show up on camera, I will be almost constantly on from 11 to midnight.
...Actually you probably shouldn't watch. Who knows what I might do on live tv. I don't have anything planned. And after over 30 hours of being awake and there is still lots of time left on the Buzz-a-thon who knows what will happen with me. Yeah, don't watch. You will most likely end up thinking far less of me or something. But I wont try to stop you if you decide to watch. So go ahead and watch.
...Springfieldiuns?...Springfieldites?...San Diegans?...Springfieldians. For those of you who are still living in the time that time forgot (the time of cable television), you should all be watching the Hillcrest Media Buzz-A-Thon 2006: A Space Oddity (this year's theme is space; which means lots of Star Wars, Alien, and probing jokes) from tomorrow at around 10:00 PM to Saturday at 10:00 PM. Yeah, the Buzz-A-Thon is a 24-hour marathon (aka one day) of live madness. And I will be randomly on it throughout.
You should all specifically watch 11:00 PM to Midnight on Friday night. That will be the hour in which I anchor...for an hour. Yep, so in addition to whenever I spontaneously show up on camera, I will be almost constantly on from 11 to midnight.
...Actually you probably shouldn't watch. Who knows what I might do on live tv. I don't have anything planned. And after over 30 hours of being awake and there is still lots of time left on the Buzz-a-thon who knows what will happen with me. Yeah, don't watch. You will most likely end up thinking far less of me or something. But I wont try to stop you if you decide to watch. So go ahead and watch.