I want Jared from Subway to have my babies. Then I want to kick him repeatedly in the groin, take the babies, put them in a sack, and drown them in the river.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm being watched. And if I could only find the ones who were watching me, I could watch them watch me. And they would watch me watching them watch me and I would watch them watching me watch them watch me. But I would blink first because my eyes are not properly lubricated. It is then that they will choose to ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a little goblinchild who lived Nowhere. She was banished there by the Cold Overlords who became fed up with the shadows that followed the little goblinchild wherever she went. She lived in an icy small house that was also inhabited by a frightening creature that would change from a friendly companion to a screeching harpy ( Read more... )

This is kind of nice, being able to write whatever I please with no worry of anyone reading it. If I really wanted to secure that, I suppose I could make every post private, but I don't care that much, and I really don't think anyone who may accidentally stumble across this will stay for very long ( Read more... )

The snow makes me nostalgic
Nostalgia makes me sad
Sadness makes me sleepy
Sleeping drives me mad

I didn't mean to do it
I thought that it would end
I miss being a baby
I miss my only friend

I know I should be useful
Not crying, sleeping, dead
The first blow to my stomach
The next blow to my head

I hate you and your dog.