So there I was....
How do so many people
deeply confuse the message of confidence
"I can *be* anything I want!
with
"I can *do* anything I want!"
??
It may be one of the defining features
of everyone I have ever had to kick out of my life.
Right now, everyone is bombarding me with loving messages
letting me know they love my hobo-face
(I call this one, "ol' chomper!")
and to hide in my snail shell
IF I WISH
but, not to hide there TOO long.
But other conversations
have been ranging over
those twisty-turny
tingly tangles
that become the places of infection
and corruption
and betrayal
of the self
against all others.
This is a clear signal
that I am VERY lucky with my friends
who hang out with me
and tell their soulful adventures
of honest mistakes
and the life challenge
of Being Better, Anyways.
Those who know we are all cycling,
we are all in flux,
balance IS the state of change.
As I tie the knot
'round a bureaucratic diploma
acquired casually
from a generous,
but mediocre regional
community college
of sincerely basic accreditation
I can truly **appreciate**
"The Varsity Blues"
where shockingly,
rich people treat academic success
as if it were
A JOKE!
*gasp!*
O noes!
I mean
the most prestigious universities
agree that cost
combined with
social qualifications
is already indicative of academic success
WHY ARE WE SURPRISED
that some
are scamming
when they are supposed to be scheming.
If they were REALLY in the know,
they would KNOW
that scamming is declasse' and
and very 1999.
All the people getting away with it
are giving the money
to the schools, DIRECTLY!
Using a middle man?
OBVIOUSLY
'New Money'.
*walks away chortling
with her mostly-worthless
very affordable
barely-accredited
community college degree
she expects to earn in 3 days*
This is a completely accurate representation
of me for the last 2 weeks
since DENTAPOCALYPSE.
deeply confuse the message of confidence
"I can *be* anything I want!
with
"I can *do* anything I want!"
??
It may be one of the defining features
of everyone I have ever had to kick out of my life.
Right now, everyone is bombarding me with loving messages
letting me know they love my hobo-face
(I call this one, "ol' chomper!")
and to hide in my snail shell
IF I WISH
but, not to hide there TOO long.
But other conversations
have been ranging over
those twisty-turny
tingly tangles
that become the places of infection
and corruption
and betrayal
of the self
against all others.
This is a clear signal
that I am VERY lucky with my friends
who hang out with me
and tell their soulful adventures
of honest mistakes
and the life challenge
of Being Better, Anyways.
Those who know we are all cycling,
we are all in flux,
balance IS the state of change.
As I tie the knot
'round a bureaucratic diploma
acquired casually
from a generous,
but mediocre regional
community college
of sincerely basic accreditation
I can truly **appreciate**
"The Varsity Blues"
where shockingly,
rich people treat academic success
as if it were
A JOKE!
*gasp!*
O noes!
I mean
the most prestigious universities
agree that cost
combined with
social qualifications
is already indicative of academic success
WHY ARE WE SURPRISED
that some
are scamming
when they are supposed to be scheming.
If they were REALLY in the know,
they would KNOW
that scamming is declasse' and
and very 1999.
All the people getting away with it
are giving the money
to the schools, DIRECTLY!
Using a middle man?
OBVIOUSLY
'New Money'.
*walks away chortling
with her mostly-worthless
very affordable
barely-accredited
community college degree
she expects to earn in 3 days*
This is a completely accurate representation
of me for the last 2 weeks
since DENTAPOCALYPSE.