I Love you I love you I love you; what's my name?

Jun 12, 2008 21:02

Today a young man purchased $1000 worth of white roses for his girlfriend. I said "She will be speechless! How long have you been dating?" And he replied: " Thirty Days."
Holy Mother of God.
Then he said that he had considered taking them to her school (which, by the way, I believe was a high school...he was really young), but that it might be too 'shocking.' His English was not great, so I'm not sure that shocking was actually the word he was looking for. I believe the word he wanted was 'terrifying' or perhaps 'smothering.' Instead of correcting him, however, I just said 'yes- this is something you will want to deliver in a subtler location.'
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