Comments | gauntlet_rpg: ☆ first star ☆

herotastic in gauntlet_rpg

☆ first star ☆

Mar 17, 2010 16:34

First things first, right? Okay, so, everyone can just relax, because

( THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! )

america (alfred f. jones) [ou]

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celestial_okami March 17 2010, 06:44:10 UTC

[Ow. He wants a what?]

herotastic March 17 2010, 06:56:59 UTC

--Oh, hey, a dog! Don't worry, I'll protect you! As long as you don't chew up my shoes, I just bought them and they're really expensive and awesome.

celestial_okami March 17 2010, 07:19:56 UTC

[She snorts, if he says so. But she's fairly certain if anyone is going to do some protecting around here, it was going to be her.]

herotastic March 17 2010, 07:22:26 UTC

[Don't tell him that, Ammy, he will try to prove you wrong constantly.]

Hey, have you got a name, or do I just call you 'Dog'?

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atime_toreap March 17 2010, 06:44:58 UTC

A hero, huh? That sounds pretty handy!

herotastic March 17 2010, 06:58:47 UTC

It is, ma'am! I'll protect everyone from evil alien overlords and comets and communism, free of charge!

atime_toreap March 17 2010, 07:10:43 UTC

. . .

Comets?

herotastic March 17 2010, 07:17:28 UTC

Yeah! Haven't you ever seen those cool space movies where the ship is going to be hit by a comet or an asteroid or something and the hero jumps in and pilots the ship to safety and scores the hot babe and it's totally awesome? That's what it'll be like!

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HOLY SHIT ALSKJGHA LMFAO /LOLS FOR YEARS oathskept March 17 2010, 07:53:56 UTC

... you .... that .... uh. That's ... good?

LMAO HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE MORE OF THAT TO COME herotastic March 17 2010, 08:38:27 UTC

Damn right it's good! It's awesome! You're talking to the United States of America, kid!

THERE BETTER BE. 8Db NEVER STOP BEING AWESOME. oathskept March 17 2010, 18:42:11 UTC

.... the what? Never heard of it.

I SHALL DO MY VERY BEST o7 herotastic March 17 2010, 20:07:18 UTC

... This is kinda lame. You're not from Earth either?

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bit_impossible March 17 2010, 08:09:11 UTC

[just stares for a moment. a very long moment]

You are taking the mick, aren't you?

herotastic March 17 2010, 08:39:41 UTC

You're so British. [Said as if it's the worst thing in the world, of course.]

bit_impossible March 17 2010, 20:52:48 UTC

What?! I'll have you know I'm no such thing!

herotastic March 18 2010, 05:22:20 UTC

You sound exactly like England! Nobody else has an accent that lame, or uses stupid made-up words like that.

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rocksecution March 17 2010, 09:21:41 UTC

Sorry, haven't seen one!

herotastic March 17 2010, 09:27:29 UTC

There's... There's no McDonald's.

Y-you're joking, right?!

rocksecution March 17 2010, 09:30:55 UTC

Well, I haven't been on all the ships yet, but since we are on military vessels in another dimension... I don't think you have good chances.

herotastic March 17 2010, 09:38:11 UTC

No way! You just didn't look hard enough. There's no way they could leave out that huge, important bit of American culture and cuisine! I'll find one, you'll see!

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