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[herotastic]

First things first, right? Okay, so, everyone can just relax, because

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[rocksecution]

Sorry, haven't seen one!

[herotastic]

There's... There's no McDonald's.

Y-you're joking, right?!

[rocksecution]

Well, I haven't been on all the ships yet, but since we are on military vessels in another dimension... I don't think you have good chances.

[herotastic]

No way! You just didn't look hard enough. There's no way they could leave out that huge, important bit of American culture and cuisine! I'll find one, you'll see!

[rocksecution]

[Laughs.]

I'm not sure there even is an America out here.

[herotastic]

Wha--Hey, yes there is! I mean, there is now, anyway. I'm America.

[rocksecution]

I'm sure you are, and it wouldn't surprise me if there were other Americans here too. But, like I said, different universe.

[Yes, he misheard that.]

[herotastic]

No, not American--I mean, I kinda am, but I'm the United States of America!

[rocksecution]

[Pause.

...okay.]

What?

[herotastic]

If you know McDonald's then you must know America! Unless it's so cool that it managed to reach other planets that would be awesome. Well, anyway, yeah! You're talking to the amazing US of A!

[rocksecution]

I do know America; I live there. But the last I checked, America was a country, not a person.

[herotastic]

Oh, I'm not a person, I'm the--the--jeez, what's that word England uses--the personification of the country! Yeah, that's it!

[rocksecution]

So you're Uncle Sam. I must admit, you don't look anything like the posters.

[Whether he's serious or not is anyone's guess.]

[herotastic]

... What? No, no, I'm America. Some people call me Alfred F. Jones, but the other countries and my bosses and stuff know I'm America.

[rocksecution]

Ja, I'm sure they do.

[herotastic]

Yeah! I mean, what else would they call me?