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[herotastic]

First things first, right? Okay, so, everyone can just relax, because

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[atime_toreap]

A hero, huh? That sounds pretty handy!

[herotastic]

It is, ma'am! I'll protect everyone from evil alien overlords and comets and communism, free of charge!

[atime_toreap]

. . .

Comets?

[herotastic]

Yeah! Haven't you ever seen those cool space movies where the ship is going to be hit by a comet or an asteroid or something and the hero jumps in and pilots the ship to safety and scores the hot babe and it's totally awesome? That's what it'll be like!

[atime_toreap]

I don't think I've ever seen one that ended that way. Sounds pretty cool.

[herotastic]

Seriously? Then you haven't seen enough American movies! They're heaps cool!

[atime_toreap]

Amricka?

[herotastic]

[... Did

Did you hear that. That was the sound of his heart shattering.]

No, America! You... You know, the greatest country on Earth?

[atime_toreap]

[Buck up, kiddo, it's a hot alien babe!]

On Earth?

[herotastic]

--Oh, right, other universes and stuff.

That kinda sucks because it means you haven't heard of me. But if you're an alien, then that's cool I guess. I have an awesome alien friend back home. Where are you from?

[atime_toreap]

Gaia. And your planet is Earth? What's it like?

[herotastic]

Well, it's really big, and it's pretty good except when we have stupid wars and stuff, and it's made up of all these other countries but most of those guys are jerks, so it only matters what America is like. And it's the coolest country ever.

Hey, is there a library or something around here? Maybe I could teach you about it!

[atime_toreap]

I'd like that, thanks. Let's do it together!

[herotastic]

Yeah! It's really cool, I promise! There's adventure and romance and bad guys and stupid fights that I won!

[atime_toreap]

Do you like fighting?

[herotastic]

... No, I don't. I hate it. I usually try to stay out of it, but everyone else drags me in anyway.