[The video function turns on with a jolt, and on the screen is Tibarn's winged back. He's standing in front of what looks like some sort of pig-faced alien kid, and the kid's covered in blood.]

[Oh, wait. That's barbecue sauce. That explains that grill-looking thing between them, and all the smoke.]Hey kid, take it over to the tables, alright? ( Read more... )

[Somehow, Tibarn has acquired a hand-held gaming device: a Sorny DSD, with a brand new copy of Disaidia, in fact. It's making noises. Noises that sound like dying ( Read more... )

[Big guy with wings filling up your screen, unfliniching despite the sounds of gunshots in the background. No, don't freak out; Badou's not on a shooting spree again yet. Tibarn's just finally gotten curious enough to visit the range.]

So, how many of you actually fight with these gun things? I've got a few questions for you.

[And since he's ( Read more... )

[The video switches on, and at first all you can see is the snarling, slobbering face of a rather unfriendly looking alien. But then the guide is picked up, and you get a view of the ceiling, and Tibarn's voice.]

Would you wait a minute? Go finish your steak. You like meat, right? Go on. Go get it.

[There's an inhuman screeching, a clattering of ( Read more... )

[Big buff pirate-looking guy with wings, arms crossed, blah blah blah say hi to Tibarn.]There's not anywhere on the ship to hunt, is there? Somewhere forested, with wild animals? I haven't been to the basement levels yet. I heard there were plants down there ( Read more... )

[A day later, and Tibarn's finally figured out how this book thing works. Hey, we can't all be clever like crow kings. He made the most of his time up 'til now anyway, exploring the ship, chatting up NPCs, etc etc. But now it's time to break down and make one of those video posts everyone keeps making. So he sets the Book on a nearby table and ( Read more... )