[The video switches on, and at first all you can see is the snarling, slobbering face of
a rather unfriendly looking alien. But then the guide is picked up, and you get a view of the ceiling, and Tibarn's voice.]
Would you wait a minute? Go finish your steak. You like meat, right? Go on. Go get it.
[There's an inhuman screeching, a clattering of what sounds like scales, and then the guide focuses on Tibarn's face. In the background, the alien is on a table in the restaurant, tearing apart something that might've been food once. ...Or a small animal. Tibarn is Not Happy.]
So I checked the list, and there are about five of you matchmakers.
Which one of you did this.