012 [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
[Guys guide blips on. He appears to be manning the matchmaking hotline at work. He's reclining back in his chair with his feet on the desk, and from the angle of the guide, he appears to be very pleased with himself.]
[He leans forward and hits a button on his phone, placing one call on hold and switching to another. His tone changes from his normal, cheerful one to something more akin to a late night radio host.]
Thank you for calling the Lonely Hearts Dating Service, my name is Guy and how can I make your night a little less lonely~?
[He rocks back and forth on his chair as he listens.]
Oh? Why, thank you. I like the sound of your voice too, ah what was it? Candi? And you dot the 'i' with a heart? That certainly is cute~.
[Some airheaded giggling can be heard on the other end of the phone.]
So, Candi Hearts~ what type of guy are you looking to spend a little time with? Hahaha, you flatter me~! I'm sure if you look anywhere near as beautiful as you sound, I'll be able to hook you up in no time. Now, would you mind being as sweet as your name and hold for one second~? Mmhm, don't worry. I'll be back~.
[Guy leans forward and taps another button.]
Trixie? Yes, it's Guy again, I'm glad you didn't go anywhere~. Now, I know you had your heart set on me, but I think I might be able to do you one better, though that's nigh impossible if you don't mind my saying~.
[...]
Oh, don't be that way...believe me, I'd love to show you some of the Thor's more refined and secluded dining spots, but I'm afraid my schedule simply won't allow it~!
[...]
Oh believe me, it's my loss. But don't you worry, you won't be disappointed. Now, let me make sure I have your name spelled right here...[He spells her name out loud]. Oh, you dot all your I's with hearts? How unique~! I can honestly say you're the first hot, young lady that I've heard of that does that.
[Guy continues on, switching from call to call and shamelessly flirting as the Guide continues filming.]
(OOC: FEEL FREE TO CRANK CALL/HARASS/DO WHATEVER TO HIM)
[He leans forward and hits a button on his phone, placing one call on hold and switching to another. His tone changes from his normal, cheerful one to something more akin to a late night radio host.]
Thank you for calling the Lonely Hearts Dating Service, my name is Guy and how can I make your night a little less lonely~?
[He rocks back and forth on his chair as he listens.]
Oh? Why, thank you. I like the sound of your voice too, ah what was it? Candi? And you dot the 'i' with a heart? That certainly is cute~.
[Some airheaded giggling can be heard on the other end of the phone.]
So, Candi Hearts~ what type of guy are you looking to spend a little time with? Hahaha, you flatter me~! I'm sure if you look anywhere near as beautiful as you sound, I'll be able to hook you up in no time. Now, would you mind being as sweet as your name and hold for one second~? Mmhm, don't worry. I'll be back~.
[Guy leans forward and taps another button.]
Trixie? Yes, it's Guy again, I'm glad you didn't go anywhere~. Now, I know you had your heart set on me, but I think I might be able to do you one better, though that's nigh impossible if you don't mind my saying~.
[...]
Oh, don't be that way...believe me, I'd love to show you some of the Thor's more refined and secluded dining spots, but I'm afraid my schedule simply won't allow it~!
[...]
Oh believe me, it's my loss. But don't you worry, you won't be disappointed. Now, let me make sure I have your name spelled right here...[He spells her name out loud]. Oh, you dot all your I's with hearts? How unique~! I can honestly say you're the first hot, young lady that I've heard of that does that.
[Guy continues on, switching from call to call and shamelessly flirting as the Guide continues filming.]
(OOC: FEEL FREE TO CRANK CALL/HARASS/DO WHATEVER TO HIM)