[When the feed first comes on the viewer is greeted with a close up of Norway's face. However, it's hard to make out where he actually is with all that yellow taking up all the space behind him ( Read more... )

[When the Guide first comes on there's a brief close up of a large yellow bird before the view eventually flips around to show the owner.

Norway looks about as calm and disinterested as one can possibly get about their circumstances, paying no mind to the excited, yipping puppy he's tucked under his other arm while speaking.]This Guide's more ( Read more... )

( Norway is standing there, looking mild and kind of bored. The usual. Anyone seeing him wouldn't really expect him to start moralising, but, he's got a bit of a bone to pick with the modern world. He holds up these to the Guide. )

Oi, who's in charge of designing undergarments? After a month of having to touch things like this, it'd be nice to know ( Read more... )

( There's various static sounds at first, until the user gets lucky and hits the button for the video function. What follows is an utterly captivating shot of a floor somewhere, as if this particular guide has been left to languish after being tossed around. And it lies there a while.

Some time passes.

Eventually the Guide is picked up and turned ( Read more... )

Does anyone here have experience as a royal head of state?

There might possibly be a position opening in your future.

Vikings and non-French are encouraged to apply. Also squirrely-but-crafty people.

 ( So, for various reasons, Norway has been drinking for the better part of six hours. It started with a half-reason to celebrate, progressed to the point where he discovered mixed drinks, and it continued from there. It takes a lot to actually make a country drunk.

So, yes, he’s pretty plastered when he turns on his Guide and stares at it for a ( Read more... )

 Tell me a story, or fairytale, from your world.

Or about a hero, creature, or remarkable land. Something interesting.

( The feed starts with a nice shot of The Ground; then Norway readjusts his guide to show his little brother Iceland standing around with a tray of porridge bowls. He's also decked out in a red, floppy knit cap. Think Santa's hat, only without the trimming. )

These people are strangers....

Ice. ( Says Norway; there is a pause. )

Are there even nisser ( Read more... )

( Okay, so by now he’s gotten really good at turning on the Guide and filming himself at an angle that, while not exactly flattering, is at least not unflattering. Behind him is a bunch of white; he must be in the winter wonderland, somewhere you’d expect the country of Norway to be in December ( before his elderly discovered Spain ). He’s got a ( Read more... )

 [ the feed starts with the image of a potted saffron plant and a dill plant--norway was watering them when the yellow thing emerged from between them, almost like a parasite with peels and a pedestal of pancakes. after staring at the nannerpuss for a few moments, he pokes it with the spout of his watering can.

he assumes that it is banana posessed ( Read more... )