[The audio starts with muffled groans and grunts, along with some static. After a bit, you can finally distinguish two voices: Leo's and Brittany's]

"Your pants itch."

"My pants are the problem? You are breathing against my neck."

"Well, then don't put your neck where I'm breathing."

"I can't exactly move, your hands are everywhere!"

"Like you're one to ( Read more... )

Just curious.

How many of you DO want to rebuild your world?

[ The guide flickered on after being bumped into by a tan looking foot. It's kicked again and it moves to a more upright position where the scene is a lot different looking. There sat Keiko on a comfortable looking bed with rather annoyed looking Leo sitting below her on the floor shirtless. Looking as cozy as this]

Keiko when you said there ( Read more... )

Pfff, the whole ship is drunk. And I've seen tits too. Yeah, it has been a good day. [and he is sort of tipsy, but he stopped before getting drunk and now Leo is drinking juice]

T'least it's vodka and not Gargle Blaster? Tho, maybe it would be fun watching everyone screaming.

[See Leo facing a wall and hands up against it. Legs are spread too and behind him there is an alien cop with a dog that keeps barking] DO NOT MOVE.

Tsh. The way you are pressing against my ass, I doubt I could.

Shut it! [the cop searches Leo and finally grabs a small bag from his pocket. He sniffs it] Catnip.

Yeah, catnip. What did’ya think it was? ( Read more... )

You kill cuz you got to. You kill to protect someone or yourself or cuz it’s your job. You kill cuz you are greedy. You kill cuz you like it. You kill cuz it was an accident. you kill cuz you have a reason or cuz you don’t care ( Read more... )

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[The VIDEO starts. It's hard to tell what is going, but you can tell it's Leo and he is currently in a room - his own. His face is flustered and the Half lion is clearly panting, but he manges to switch to AUDIO before anything else is show]

G-goddmanit...

BRITTANY! YOU FUCKING BITCH! [and his voice gets softer again, panting] What... the HELL did ( Read more... )

What the fuck is an "uke"?

[The guide turns on. However, it wasn’t Leo turning it on, but an alien kid that looks at it and then loos at Leo, very amused. Leo, on the other hand looks as if he is in pain, hands over his head, groaning, while kids run and scream around him]

You guys are such a fucking pain in the ass…

Fuck!

[eyes widen and he looks to the kid who just said ( Read more... )