Sep 16, 2011 08:05
[See Leo facing a wall and hands up against it. Legs are spread too and behind him there is an alien cop with a dog that keeps barking] DO NOT MOVE.
Tsh. The way you are pressing against my ass, I doubt I could.
Shut it! [the cop searches Leo and finally grabs a small bag from his pocket. He sniffs it] Catnip.
Yeah, catnip. What did’ya think it was? Cocaine? Tell your dog to shut the f-
Don’t disrespect the dog!! He was the one who lead us to you!!
Of course he was. [because ALL dogs react to him in this fucking planet. The perks of being half cat. It was the first time that happened, actually.]
Young man, you are under arrest for possession of a compound containing the nepetalactone. [handcuffing Leo right now]
WHAT!?!??! The fuck is nepe-HEY! STOP THAT YOU ASSHOLE! [the cop takes the guide] That’s mine, you fucking - [GETTING DRAGGED TO PRISON NOW] NOOOO!!
Will be returned as soon as you calm down. [the cop turns it off]
[[ooc: Leo will reply with a hour delay since he is in jail (he was given the guide). You can drop by if you want to mock him or get him out]]
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