[There's static as the Guide hits the floor, and all you can see is legs, for a moment ( Read more... )

[Despite being not-so-savvy with the Guide, Isabela has definitely won a few people over who are eager to teach her lots of things. Some of these things are cultural. That being said, she has a very important announcement ( Read more... )

[ Residents of Thor, at the beginning of this video feed all you see is stubble. Stubble across an apparently strong jawline… but wait, it's kind of hard to appreciate this strong jawline and the manliness of the scruff when the camera is shaking like all hell. Now and then there's a glimpse of a very upset, very confused-looking man who looks ( Read more... )

[A pirate proudly donning her colors again and with a new toy. Oh yes, Isabela's in a good mood today.]

Now here's something we could've used onboard The Siren's Call. Would've definitely kept a few ships off our backs.

[Okay, why is Isabela mounting a canon shooting Bullet Bills?]

[....wait.]

So it's been a few weeks since I took this job...

[And Isabela holds up a lot of black cloth. By a lot, that's about three times the amount she normally wears.]

And here I thought the pirate outfits were bad. I swear, if I keep having to cover up in this, I might as well go off and join the Chantry.

[A pirate's whose working as a ninja...this is dirty ( Read more... )

Not meaning to pry into business that's clearly not mine, [Liar. Fucking liar.] but what's all this sudden need for women's clothing? Can't turn this thing on without seeing some poor girl that's likely been suffocating herself at this point needing some breathing room. Have all of you just now realized how big your tits are?

I'd be more willing to ( Read more... )

[Enjoy the few minutes of the Guide randomly switching on and off and on and off. Either someone’s child has gotten ahold of the thing, or it’s in the hands of someone who has no idea what it actually is.]

Ah. Blast it. [Votes go to the latter. After a few more tries, the camera finally stays on for more than half a second and the first clear ( Read more... )