001 - VIDEO
[ Residents of Thor, at the beginning of this video feed all you see is stubble. Stubble across an apparently strong jawline… but wait, it's kind of hard to appreciate this strong jawline and the manliness of the scruff when the camera is shaking like all hell. Now and then there's a glimpse of a very upset, very confused-looking man who looks entirely too uncomfortable with everything. And… is he wearing full armor? Minus the headgear? Why yes, he is.]
Blasted thing… What is this even supposed to do?
Looks like all it's doing right now is frustrating you.
[The Guide jostles again, and there's just a glimpse of gold on dark skin. The woman is not wearing full armor. It's quite shocking how little armor can be seen at all.]
Still haven't made it from the throne to the bed? If you're working so hard, why don't you just do it there? The whole "king" thing isn't bad for a turn-on.
Is…Isabela? You look… different.
Don't we all? ...I think we've had this discussion.
I… don't believe so. Anyway can you try not to say those things you say too loudly? It's really none of your business and I'm not even King! Yet.
Just away from the roost and you're already trying to play coy. Besides, no one's going to hear.
...Let's be honest, I imagine some of them are already tuning me out. Now, what's this?
[Isabela plucks the Guide from his hands, turning it over and around a few times.] Did you even figure out how to turn it on?
No. In fact, I can't figure out how a damned thing works here. Everything's so… glowy and I can't understand how there are people inside that tiny little box. How does that work?
[Alistair grabs the Guide back from Isabela and points to awards the screen.] See? There's tiny people in there and-wait, that's us, isn't it? How are-is this some sort of looking glass?
[She touches the picture on the screen.] It's not a very good size for you. Can't put that anywhere useful. Look. [Another Guide comes into view, and Isabela shakes it a few times.]
They said it's like a book, I think, but you can't open it. Does it do anything other than glow? ...And I don't look very good at that angle. Move it up.
We suddenly find ourselves on some… "space ship"-the Maker only knows how that's even possible-and they tell us that everything we know and love is gone, and all you can worry about is how you look in this… tiny… looking glass mechanism thing or whatever it is?
You have to take care of what you can and just make the best of the rest of it. Maker, how did you survive the Blight with that attitude?
Anyway, move it up.
[ Despite that request... Sorry, all you'll be seeing from this feed is two piles of treausre, if yanno what we mean. ]
(ooc: join intro for Alistair and Isabela! Blue and pink respectively, of course. They shall be tagging separately. WOO
EDIT: okay Alistair is out for the night lksdfjw sorry ;; I'm le tired, but I'll tag back in the morning I swear!)
Blasted thing… What is this even supposed to do?
Looks like all it's doing right now is frustrating you.
[The Guide jostles again, and there's just a glimpse of gold on dark skin. The woman is not wearing full armor. It's quite shocking how little armor can be seen at all.]
Still haven't made it from the throne to the bed? If you're working so hard, why don't you just do it there? The whole "king" thing isn't bad for a turn-on.
Is…Isabela? You look… different.
Don't we all? ...I think we've had this discussion.
I… don't believe so. Anyway can you try not to say those things you say too loudly? It's really none of your business and I'm not even King! Yet.
Just away from the roost and you're already trying to play coy. Besides, no one's going to hear.
...Let's be honest, I imagine some of them are already tuning me out. Now, what's this?
[Isabela plucks the Guide from his hands, turning it over and around a few times.] Did you even figure out how to turn it on?
No. In fact, I can't figure out how a damned thing works here. Everything's so… glowy and I can't understand how there are people inside that tiny little box. How does that work?
[Alistair grabs the Guide back from Isabela and points to awards the screen.] See? There's tiny people in there and-wait, that's us, isn't it? How are-is this some sort of looking glass?
[She touches the picture on the screen.] It's not a very good size for you. Can't put that anywhere useful. Look. [Another Guide comes into view, and Isabela shakes it a few times.]
They said it's like a book, I think, but you can't open it. Does it do anything other than glow? ...And I don't look very good at that angle. Move it up.
We suddenly find ourselves on some… "space ship"-the Maker only knows how that's even possible-and they tell us that everything we know and love is gone, and all you can worry about is how you look in this… tiny… looking glass mechanism thing or whatever it is?
You have to take care of what you can and just make the best of the rest of it. Maker, how did you survive the Blight with that attitude?
Anyway, move it up.
[ Despite that request... Sorry, all you'll be seeing from this feed is two piles of treausre, if yanno what we mean. ]
(ooc: join intro for Alistair and Isabela! Blue and pink respectively, of course. They shall be tagging separately. WOO
EDIT: okay Alistair is out for the night lksdfjw sorry ;; I'm le tired, but I'll tag back in the morning I swear!)