[HI GUYS Floe appears suddenly on the guide, tapping the screen.] Alright, is it on? Is it recording now? I just wanted to do this real quick. Check it out!

[The video swings around to show that she's trolling the hangar again. The camera eventually focuses on a small blue ship.I promised a while back that I'd show some of you guys my ship, so ( Read more... )

Hey, I was wondering...is there a temple around here? Just an altar or something would be fine...even if it's for some weirdo alien religion, I think it'll be okay.

Okay, everybody, I've got a question! This is really important so listen!

How many of you come from worlds where boys are born boys?I mean, two like that is odd enough, right? But Hope said there were others too, so I wanna know how many! He made it sound like there was a lot...haha, but that can't be right. More than a couple would just be weird ( Read more... )

Geez, this place is huge...where's that map thing?

[The sound of random buttons being pushed is a good hint that this post is probably accidental, not that she cares. She's too busy talking to herself and wandering around.>] I know somebody was talking about it before, and I'm sure those gross aliens made me fill out forms for it and stuff! Well, ( Read more... )

How does this stupid thing- is it even on- Ooh, forget it! This better be working!

[Brace yourselves, S.S. Thor passengers; because in the next second there is a high pitched, angry SHRIEK.]

HEY YOU! WHOEVER'S LISTENING TO THIS! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! What do they mean the world got destroyed? What, it just blew up? No way, no way! That's not even ( Read more... )