[Castiel is onscreen, frowning. He's in his room, standing next to a very large harp from the orchestra. (How did he get that back to his room? Angel mojo.)]

Does anyone know how to play this instrument? Contrary to popular belief, angels do not sit on clouds playing harps.

[ Private to Gin & Chihaya: ]
Dean is gone again.

[The video starts off with Castiel staring at the Guide from close up. After apparently determining that yes, it is recording, he moves back from the screen. His movements are a little...awkward though. (More awkward than usual anyway.) His eyes don't seem to be focusing very well and he's swaying a little.]I have some things I want to say to ( Read more... )

[On the screen, a Vogon is droning on about arrival paperwork and returning passengers. Suddenly a voice off screen speaks.]

Enough.

[A hand reaches into view and taps the Vogon on the head, instantly knocking it unconscious. As the Vogon's head hits the desk, the Guide is picked up and a very annoyed Castiel looks into the screen for a minute ( Read more... )

[There's a very harassed looking librarian on the screen.]

As I said before, this is the information desk for the library, not the Thor itself. I don't know why the passenger lists aren't working. I can't access them either. I don't have any information about the Sif or who is on board ( Read more... )

If anyone is looking for Dean Winchester, I believe he has left the ship.

[The view shifts from Castiel's face to show something in front of him, and it's obvious he's in a bar somewhere.

There's a beat-up cardboard box on the table in front of him. He pulls a cassette tape out of the box and examines it carefully.]His car is also gone, but he ( Read more... )

[The video starts with an unusual image. Castiel is standing in water up to his chest. His familiar trench coat is missing, as is the suit coat and tie. His shirt sleeves are rolled up, and he's obviously been swimming ( Read more... )

[When the video starts, Castiel is frowning at the Guide from very close up.]

...won't it turn on when I want it to.

Oh.

[Thankfully he pulls the Guide away from his face so it's not filling the screen any longer. He looks hesitant, as if he's not comfortable with this.]I have a question ( Read more... )

[When the feed starts, you can hear the sound of children shrieking and laughing. The image spins in dizzying circles as if someone is holding it while spinning in place ( Read more... )

[ The feed starts with a view of Castiel's face, and catches him in mid-sentence. ]

...delivery order right here.

That's the video function.

Yes, I realize that. [ Castiel sounds annoyed now. ] If you'll just wait a moment...

Look, I don't care what your work order says, I didn't order a pregnant dog!It says right here, "Wosjfh Smith, ( Read more... )

[ the feed shows a frowning, dark-haired man, but the picture is very jumpy because he keeps pushing random buttons and shaking it around ]

I don't understand how this is supposed to work.

[ he pokes at the Guide for another moment or two, until something finally clues him in that he's transmitting ]I've been told this will be broadcast on some ( Read more... )