[video]
[ the feed shows a frowning, dark-haired man, but the picture is very jumpy because he keeps pushing random buttons and shaking it around ]
I don't understand how this is supposed to work.
[ he pokes at the Guide for another moment or two, until something finally clues him in that he's transmitting ]
I've been told this will be broadcast on some kind of network. I've also been told that the Earth was destroyed in an apocalypse. I find this hard to believe. We stopped the apocalypse. I'm certain of that.
However, I can't deny that Earth is indeed gone.
[ he's interrupted by someone off screen, and turns his attention to them ]
No, I do not need a towel. I'm an angel of the Lord. I don't need to bathe.
[ the off screen voice must be explaining something to him ]
Yes. Fine. If it's that important, I'll take the towel.
[ and he looks back into the camera ]
If anyone has more detailed information about this alleged apocalypse, I'd like to speak with you. My name is Castiel. I assume you can contact me through this device.
[ there's more frowning, and more shaking of the Guide, until the transmission finally ends ]
I don't understand how this is supposed to work.
[ he pokes at the Guide for another moment or two, until something finally clues him in that he's transmitting ]
I've been told this will be broadcast on some kind of network. I've also been told that the Earth was destroyed in an apocalypse. I find this hard to believe. We stopped the apocalypse. I'm certain of that.
However, I can't deny that Earth is indeed gone.
[ he's interrupted by someone off screen, and turns his attention to them ]
No, I do not need a towel. I'm an angel of the Lord. I don't need to bathe.
[ the off screen voice must be explaining something to him ]
Yes. Fine. If it's that important, I'll take the towel.
[ and he looks back into the camera ]
If anyone has more detailed information about this alleged apocalypse, I'd like to speak with you. My name is Castiel. I assume you can contact me through this device.
[ there's more frowning, and more shaking of the Guide, until the transmission finally ends ]