[THUMP CRASH BOOM. Obviously this guide was thrown by someone and with a sideways view of the apartment and Maka in the shot, it doesn't take anyone long to figure out who did it.]

Uuuuugh! How many times do I have to tell you?! I'm NOT giving it to you!

C'mon. Don't be so stingy about it!

[And there is Black☆Star on the couch shouting right ( Read more... )

[ That's a goat chewing on the guide and starting the video, btw. A black goat with three white lines painted along one side of its body -- three very crooked and could-they-really-be-counted-as-lines-anymore? lines. But that's not the only thing amiss. The whole room is a mess. Porn pin up paper airplanes, the pointed hat of a lawn gnome wedged ( Read more... )

[ When the guide starts rolling, the first image it catches is the ceiling. And then it flickers to Black☆Star and a nurse who just taped a piece of gauze to his cheek and tends to his battle damage. He doesn't seem to be injured too badly, just exhausted and lacking the usual enthusiasm. Once she's done, he starts talking. ]

Yo. I know you guys ( Read more... )

[ This would be a very grumpy Black☆Star appearing on the network. He's sitting in the food court, chin on his palm. ]

Well, I got fired again. Tch, guess I'm just too good for all the jobs here.

[ But as much as he says that, he's obviously bothered this time because he'd actually tried this month. There's a heavy sigh before it's replaced by ( Read more... )

[ So when the guide comes on, Black☆Star is hard at work in the food court. He's on his hands and knees under a table, using some sort of spatula to scrap gum off the bottom. But surprisingly, there's no already chewed gum being flung at other people. He's not building some sort of fortress out of it. He's not even sampling the pieces that look ( Read more... )

[ Black☆Star is walking and recording at the same time. It could be a dangerous combination, except he's not really going very far -- just heading back to his room. ]Man, this Valentine's Day crap is lame. I think it should be changed to Black☆Star's Day, and everyone can celebrate my great face being back on the Thor by giving me chocolate and ( Read more... )

[The broadcast on the Guide cuts into the end of a fight- two black blurs can be seen darting around the arena, with clashes every so often when they meet. The announcer helpfully chimes in--]

"Would you look at this, folks! This fight looks like it's quickly winding down, with one of our two speedy combatants taking the clear upper-hand!"

[After ( Read more... )

[ There is a huge, flattened cockroach being held in front of the screen for your viewing pleasure. It gets dangled a bit by the hand holding it, and then yanked away so that Black☆Star's wonderful face can take it's place. ]

Gyahahaha, watch this.

[ And what does he proceed to do? Lift a hamburger bun and plop the insect right under the lettuce ( Read more... )

[ The feed is very clearly the bathroom. And Black☆Star is looking like complete and utter shit. Not the I-drink-a-lot-of-sake kind of shit, but the I-ate-some-poison-cupcakes-and-now-I-feel-like-death kind of shit. ]So, I'm pretty sure I'm dying. Been puking up rainbows. But I figured I'd give you the honor of seeing my sexy face one last time -- ( Read more... )

[It's Stein's class again, and surprise! No dissections of any kind are taking place. In fact, Stein is lecturing on the soul, what it is and how it can be used as a weapon or to share communication and power with other people. Soul theory is his specialty, after all ( Read more... )