Jus' what in the hay is goin- woah!

[There's a crashing sound, with the Guide suddenly flicking from voice to video and showing off AJ laying on her back...not really looking like AJ anymore. Groaning a little, Applejack tries at pushing herself up to sitting. ]

[Okay, good. Can handle that. Now let's try using the bed to stand up straight. A little ( Read more... )

Woah! [Another close call for the Earth Pony. Why Applejack ended up with some wobbly furniture she'll never know. And she was just getting around to fixing it too. Standing on her bed, Applejack fanned herself with her hat to no avail.] This heat is somethin' awful. How's everypony fairin' in this- AH!

[Applejack yelped as the pot holding her gift ( Read more... )

[Thor's apple-obsessed pony ain't lookin' that sprightly today. Maybe she's not feeling to good?]

November huh? Applebuckin' season's commin' to an end soon. We were havin' such good lookin' trees too. Me 'n Big Machintosh worked for months gettin' everythin' ready.

And Apple Bloom...

[Siiiiiiigh. Without the farm. Without the family. What's a pony to ( Read more... )

[A shocked gasp escaped a rather interesting looking alien. Pretty snooty one at that.]

Miss Jack! Just what do you think you are doing?!

Huh? [Applejack's head poked out of the giant barrel, hard at work as always.] Miss Jack? Well ma'am, I'm stompin' olives. Kinda an obvious one there.

Yes I can see that. I can also see those awful dirty boots you' ( Read more... )

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[Okay, all that random texting can’t be good for whoever’s Guide is obviouslybeing keypounded on. The video clicks on and off a few times, not really getting a good picture of the owner just yet.]

[Great, now the audio’s bugging.]

Hey, can- [bzzt] -ny hear- [bzzt] -there? Gran- [bzzt] -ith? Big Machin- [ ( Read more... )