Comments | gargleblasted: first case // [voice]

undeadsidekick in gargleblasted

first case // [voice]

Sep 06, 2010 00:15

Alright, first question-- Who the hell tells someone their planet has been destroyed and then shoves a book in their face that says "DON'T PANIC". Seems like kind of a fucked up joke to me.

Second, what was that thing?

Guess that's it. Okay, Scottie, beam me back to Gotham now. You can keep the towel and the dinky talking book.

jason todd

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1/IDK REACTION COMBO NOT HERE sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:33:15 UTC

[that voice]

[could it be]

sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:34:56 UTC

[is it possible that he recognizes you, Jay]

[transcending universal boundaries through love and nostalgia?]

[VIDEO] and done sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:35:40 UTC

[naw he's just pinged by Gotham]

...You're from Gotham?

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 04:46:10 UTC

[First off, holy shit these things do video. When will you learn to read instructions, Jay. Secondly..

OMG DADDY but Jay's just gonna play it cool. Yeah. Cause it's not like Batman means anything to him. Or anything.]

Hey, Bruce. Long time no see. Really long time for you, I'm guessing.

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[video] not_spongebob September 6 2010, 04:57:56 UTC

I'll get back to you on the first one when I figure that out, but you're gonna have to be a little more specific on the second one. You're in space dude, there's alot of things out of the ordinary here.

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:00:16 UTC

The thing that made me give it eight different rainbow forms on how I got here and then told me they blew up the Earth. Seriously, I have seen some ugly mugs in my day, but that takes the freaking cake.

[video] Question. Is he wearing the mask on the feed? not_spongebob September 6 2010, 05:12:17 UTC

Oh, the Vogons? Yeah, those things are dicks. You're better off just filling out the forms as fast as you can, then running and never looking back.

[voice] domino, yes. big plastic helmet-thing, no. undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:32:40 UTC

Thanks for the tip. Any other hideous visages I should be avoiding?

[NOT HERE yet eue] 00ne September 6 2010, 04:58:19 UTC

[Someone who knows Bruce?]

[You bet your ass you've got a stalker.]

[VOICE|ENCRYPTED cuz Heero's special like that] 00ne September 6 2010, 05:46:34 UTC

[Might as well make his move.]

Bats, huh?

Funny story about that.

[voice | hey it's a half-assed copy of Heero's encryptions] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:49:40 UTC

I do love funny stories.

Okay, entertain me.

[voice | awww that's cute. Let's see if he can copy a higher-level encryption :)))] 00ne September 6 2010, 05:54:01 UTC

It's a bit of an explanation to go into why, but I had a feeling the bat motif wasn't limited only to alchemic drug-induced transformations.

What kind of businessman plays around with sharp bat-shaped blades, an extensive knowledge of chemistry, and proficient training in combat techniques?

[voice | nope, just gonna stick to the fist level of half-assing. lol, you fancy] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:58:16 UTC

The kind that has a bat themed sports car and stealth jet.

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princess_tenko September 6 2010, 07:49:36 UTC

Is it not sound advice?

[voice] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 09:00:20 UTC

I guess. It's also annoying as all get out.

Plus, isn't panicking a stage of grief?

princess_tenko September 6 2010, 18:56:06 UTC

Be that as it may, panicking serves nothing.

undeadsidekick September 7 2010, 01:11:00 UTC

... What part of stage of grief don't you understand?

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