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first case // [voice]

Sep 06, 2010 00:15

Alright, first question-- Who the hell tells someone their planet has been destroyed and then shoves a book in their face that says "DON'T PANIC". Seems like kind of a fucked up joke to me.

Second, what was that thing?

Guess that's it. Okay, Scottie, beam me back to Gotham now. You can keep the towel and the dinky talking book.

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1/IDK REACTION COMBO NOT HERE sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:33:15 UTC

[that voice]

[could it be]

sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:34:56 UTC

[is it possible that he recognizes you, Jay]

[transcending universal boundaries through love and nostalgia?]

[VIDEO] and done sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:35:40 UTC

[naw he's just pinged by Gotham]

...You're from Gotham?

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 04:46:10 UTC

[First off, holy shit these things do video. When will you learn to read instructions, Jay. Secondly..

OMG DADDY but Jay's just gonna play it cool. Yeah. Cause it's not like Batman means anything to him. Or anything.]

Hey, Bruce. Long time no see. Really long time for you, I'm guessing.

Re: [video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:48:23 UTC

Do I know you?

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 04:50:47 UTC

No, I just call everyone Bruce.

[video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 04:53:06 UTC

Feel like giving me a name?

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 04:58:22 UTC

You screwing with me?

Wait, you're not that funny. It's Jason. Got some terminal disease to go with that white hair?

[video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 05:02:25 UTC

Elderly jokes. Endearing.

Jason what? [cause all he's thinking of is Jason Blood?]

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:05:55 UTC

As always.

Jason Todd. That kid you adopted, dressed up in a Robin suit and made your partner. Then, you know, got killed.

[video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 05:21:26 UTC

[first thought: shit he did not]

[next: damage control]

I've never met anyone by that name, much less adopted him and dressed him up.

[but he mentioned the Robin suit....]

As for the murdered part, that tends to happen here.

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:37:14 UTC

The getting killed part, or the coming back? Because neither of that happened here, actually. But that's a long story.

Oh, and I'm not buying the senile thing. Incompetence doesn't suit you, Bats.

Re: [video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 05:40:52 UTC

Gotham's never been keen on bringing people back. Killing people, maybe.

[oh shit he said the 'b' word. he's gotta get this off the Guides. Permission to come and find Jason if he's still around the new arrivals?]

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:46:41 UTC

[Permission totally granted.]

Yeah, talk about your cosmic joke. If it makes you feel any better coming back hurt worse than actually dying.

[video] sturmnbatarangs September 6 2010, 05:50:15 UTC

[sweet deal 8) cause he's on the move now]

I'll try to keep that in mind.

[video] undeadsidekick September 6 2010, 05:54:33 UTC

[Oh goodie. :>]

Kinda fuzzy on the details, but I think I remember getting hit by a car somewhere around then too.

Not that you'd care. I mean, you're barely even human. Probably just think I should suck it up, right?

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