first case // [voice]

[undeadsidekick]

Alright, first question-- Who the hell tells someone their planet has been destroyed and then shoves a book in their face that says "DON'T PANIC". Seems like kind of a fucked up joke to me.

Second, what was that thing?

Guess that's it. Okay, Scottie, beam me back to Gotham now. You can keep the towel and the dinky talking book.

Comments

[princess_tenko]

Is it not sound advice?

[voice]

[undeadsidekick]

I guess. It's also annoying as all get out.

Plus, isn't panicking a stage of grief?

[princess_tenko]

Be that as it may, panicking serves nothing.

[undeadsidekick]

... What part of stage of grief don't you understand?

[princess_tenko]

The part where I am decidedly not fond of human psychology.

[undeadsidekick]

Well la-di-da.

Guessing you're some kind of meta then? Alien?

[princess_tenko]

Just a fox, actually.

[undeadsidekick]

So this thing is piloted by moles and there are talking foxes running around.

Swell.

[princess_tenko]

I've seen stranger things.

[undeadsidekick]

So have I. Doesn't mean I'm wild about it.

[princess_tenko]

Does the presence of youkai on this vessel bother you?

[undeadsidekick]

Nah, I'm more upset about the rodents, to be honest.

[princess_tenko]

You and I share that, at least.