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[HAYATE CAM] Backdated to before Towel Day lol tattoo...

May 25, 2010 12:11

[This post opens with a sharp yelp and then a whimper. Judging by the movement and sounds of the video, the camera seems to be the one Ed bought Riza to attach to Hayate's collar, and judging by the scene, it appears Hayate has just been kicked across the room by a giant gleaming preying mantis with the head of a human man, albeit with giant buggy ( Read more... )

riza hawkeye

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[ ACTION ] MEANWHILE IN ROY'S HOSPITAL ROOM... liekburning May 25 2010, 16:15:03 UTC

[ sees the feed.

eyes widen.

FUCK HE KNOWS THAT GUY'S... THAT THING'S FACE. ]

Re: [ ACTION ] 1/? youresoshort May 25 2010, 16:24:07 UTC

I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED ANGER MA--

(Were those gunshots, he grabs the feed)

Re: [ ACTION ] youresoshort May 25 2010, 16:24:35 UTC

Re: [ ACTION ] youresoshort May 25 2010, 16:24:55 UTC

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[Action] willhavewings May 25 2010, 16:27:00 UTC

[With a disgusting sound like 'glugrgghrglurg', his head completely regenerates. And a giant grin appears on it.]

Ah-I think you understand now, right?

[His claw is staying where it is as he speaks. A pressing matter has just come up that is more important than eating her. Eating her right this second that is.]

But how did you know I was a homunculus?

Re: [Action]1/2 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:33:22 UTC

[THE ANSWER: experience. Sadly, Riza is unable to respond politely, as her rifle slips from her hand and she slumps to the ground.]

Re: [Action] 2/2 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:33:46 UTC

[BUT SHE'S NOT DONE YET. One hand wraps around the claw, trying to keep it in place, and the other gropes at her back for her pistol, squeezing off three rounds at his huge ugly eyes.]

[Action] willhavewings May 25 2010, 16:38:36 UTC

AUGH-OUGH-WAGH

[All three on contact-damaging the head paralyses him for a while, one or two of his legs twitching slightly. But, that 'glurgle' sound is starting already.]

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virulentfacade May 25 2010, 16:28:05 UTC

[this isn't here

but he is watching. and grinning.]

wheelchairrace May 25 2010, 16:30:45 UTC

[this isn't here either but

lol you WOULD wouldn't you]

virulentfacade May 25 2010, 16:31:50 UTC

[from ear to ear >8)]

wheelchairrace May 25 2010, 16:36:41 UTC

[you're so motherfucking kawaii]

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wheelchairrace May 25 2010, 16:29:34 UTC

HAWKEYE!?

[HOLY LIVING SHIT WHERE MY CANE WHERE MY CANE]

youresoshort May 25 2010, 16:35:53 UTC

(It is so clear that he is running fast.)

Havoc. Go to the hospital, tell them to prepare a room and wait for further instructions.

wheelchairrace May 25 2010, 16:38:21 UTC

[GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T RUN FAST. BUT AT LEAST I CAN BE USEFUL]

Sir!

[IS GIMPING OFF TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW]

youresoshort May 25 2010, 16:52:21 UTC

Be careful. It's possible there are others around this ship. I can't have you getting injured as well.

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[Video] ocean_lightning May 25 2010, 16:42:24 UTC

[oh holyshit that thing went clear through her askdjf]

[holyshit holyshit]

Re: [Video] ocean_lightning May 25 2010, 16:43:13 UTC

HAWKEYE-SAN?!

Re: [Video] gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:46:17 UTC

[Hello Mr. Ukitake it's a lovely day to bleed everywhere, I'M SORRY I CAN'T RESPOND]

Re: [Video] ocean_lightning May 25 2010, 16:54:38 UTC

[GDIT WOMAN JUST BECAUSE HE GOT IMPALED A MONTH BACK DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TOO B||]

[has a momentary awful moment of deja vu, except that the roles are rather reversed all of a sudden, alsdkjf]

[but NOW THERE'S GONNA BE A MOMENT'S PAUSE OF SILENCE because clearly you're in no condition to talk, and now he's trying to figure out where your location is supposed to be by this video and ffffffffff human beings are probably not meant to bleed that much oh god you need help D8]

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