[HAYATE CAM] Backdated to before Towel Day lol tattoo...

[gunpowderreason]

[This post opens with a sharp yelp and then a whimper. Judging by the movement and sounds of the video, the camera seems to be the one Ed bought Riza to attach to Hayate's collar, and judging by the scene, it appears Hayate has just been kicked across the room by a giant gleaming preying mantis with the head of a human man, albeit with giant buggy

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[wheelchairrace]

HAWKEYE!?

[HOLY LIVING SHIT WHERE MY CANE WHERE MY CANE]

[youresoshort]

(It is so clear that he is running fast.)

Havoc. Go to the hospital, tell them to prepare a room and wait for further instructions.

[wheelchairrace]

[GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T RUN FAST. BUT AT LEAST I CAN BE USEFUL]

Sir!

[IS GIMPING OFF TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW]

[youresoshort]

Be careful. It's possible there are others around this ship. I can't have you getting injured as well.

[wheelchairrace]

Understood. Just worry about her!

[youresoshort]

You don't have to ask.

[wheelchairrace]

Roger that.

[gunpowderreason]

[SORRY I CAN'T RESPOND HAVOC]

[I'M BLEEDING]

[wheelchairrace]

[THAT'S ALRIGHT, LIEUTENANT, I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET A NICE, COMFY BED READY FOR YOU]

[gunpowderreason]

[BRING PAPERWORK I'M GOING TO BE BORED]

[wheelchairrace]

[OH BUT OF COURSE]

[gunpowderreason]

[I don't have an epic brofist icon BUT PRETEND IT'S HERE]

[wheelchairrace]

[I don't have one either but pretend it's this]

[GO TEAM VENTURE MUSTANG]

[gunpowderreason]

[I want to app The Sovereign]

[DAVID BOWIE IN SPACE]

[wheelchairrace]

[do it do it]

[gunpowderreason]

[k you app Brock Sampson it will be beautiful]