[HAYATE CAM] Backdated to before Towel Day lol tattoo...

May 25, 2010 12:11

[This post opens with a sharp yelp and then a whimper. Judging by the movement and sounds of the video, the camera seems to be the one Ed bought Riza to attach to Hayate's collar, and judging by the scene, it appears Hayate has just been kicked across the room by a giant gleaming preying mantis with the head of a human man, albeit with giant buggy ( Read more... )

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[Action] willhavewings May 25 2010, 16:27:00 UTC
[With a disgusting sound like 'glugrgghrglurg', his head completely regenerates. And a giant grin appears on it.]

Ah-I think you understand now, right?

[His claw is staying where it is as he speaks. A pressing matter has just come up that is more important than eating her. Eating her right this second that is.]

But how did you know I was a homunculus?

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Re: [Action]1/2 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:33:22 UTC
[THE ANSWER: experience. Sadly, Riza is unable to respond politely, as her rifle slips from her hand and she slumps to the ground.]

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Re: [Action] 2/2 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:33:46 UTC
[BUT SHE'S NOT DONE YET. One hand wraps around the claw, trying to keep it in place, and the other gropes at her back for her pistol, squeezing off three rounds at his huge ugly eyes.]

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[Action] willhavewings May 25 2010, 16:38:36 UTC
AUGH-OUGH-WAGH

[All three on contact-damaging the head paralyses him for a while, one or two of his legs twitching slightly. But, that 'glurgle' sound is starting already.]

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Re: [Action] gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 16:42:15 UTC
[WELL THAT WAS EFFECTIVE]

[She wraps her whole arm around the claw now, and just keeps shooting, aiming for the eyes and forcing her eyes to focus can't pass out can't pass out]

[until that pistol gives a telltale click]

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[Action] willhavewings May 25 2010, 16:51:02 UTC
[Glurgle. Glurgllurglelurgleglunglesplorth.]

Pah...Hah...Hah...
[His massive buggy eyes twitch erratically, the big smile on his face not so much used car salesman as axe murderer now.]
See? This is the gap between human and homunculus. Your stupid little toys can't hurt me. And even if you know the secret, the master won't care if I just kill you now. So long.

[And now, he will be lunging his mantis head in to. Bite. Her. Head. Right. Off.]

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Re: [Action] 1/3 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 17:02:30 UTC
[She's tossed that pistol and grabbed its mate, but these shots are far more erratic because LOL SHE CAN'T SEE ANYMORE.]

D-don't need.. ju...st waiting--

[Well this situation sucks. If she stays where she is, obviously going to DIE. If she pulls away, that claw comes out and she bleeds out faster...]

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Re: [Action] 2/3 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 17:04:27 UTC
[She braces herself and pulls away, that claw coming out of her chest, but managing to just barely dodge being EATEN. For now. :(]

[Wow that's a lot of blood...THIS IS THE SHITTIEST DEJA VU EVER.]

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Re: [Action] FIINISHING THIS COMBO HERE youresoshort May 25 2010, 17:07:26 UTC
(As soon as she's free, there's the sound of a snap, and then the roar of flames as they rush towards Souryo.)

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[Action] LOL I'm so slow. 1/2 willhavewings May 25 2010, 17:09:39 UTC
Yee!

[Souyro had apparently expected to be shot in the head some more, but just glancing blows off of his harder shell?

No damage at all. He just laughs.

And laughs. And keeps on laughing. Human eyes twitching madly, the human torso wiggling with joy, the mantis head's eyes rolling around in circles.]

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[Action] SHIT I meant 1/3 now willhavewings May 25 2010, 17:11:05 UTC
[And then it all stops and he's quite pleasantly grinning.]

There's nothing I love more than a woman bleeding-

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[Action] YAY done willhavewings May 25 2010, 17:14:08 UTC
AUAAGH!

[Souryo heard the flames before they hit, giving him just enough time to swing his claws around to protect his human torso. And now, in the presence of alchemy, Souryo's forehead glows with what looks a lot like an Ouroborus mark.

Leaping backwards to get a look at Roy, Souryo seems to have lost most of his confidence. Oh shit. Oh shit. His MARK has appeared. That means his opponent can KILL HIM.]

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Re: [Action] IT'S SO HARD TO TAKE THAT MASK SERIOUSLY 1/2 gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 17:18:09 UTC
[A snap. That idiot he's still hurt stay awake stay awake stay awake--]

[Pressing at that DISGUSTING HOLE IN HER CHEST trying to keep that blood where it belongs. Again. She's very lucky it missed her heart, she just wishes she could breathe where is her pistol...]

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Re: [Action] 2/2 then Roy! gunpowderreason May 25 2010, 17:19:42 UTC
[she can juuust make him out on the other side of all that fire and suddenly realizes she's not sitting up anymore, and has in fact HIT THE GROUND PRETTY HARD.]

[Still fuzzily trying NOT TO PASS OUT.]

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Re: [Action] youresoshort May 25 2010, 17:34:02 UTC
Lieutenant. Stay still, and stay awake. That's an order.

(Then, he turns his attention to Souryo, noticing the Ouroborus-like mark.

His eyes narrow.)

Just what do you think you are doing to my precious subordinate? (He raises his arm) I'm afraid I can't allow you to get away with something like that. Your rampaging ends here. (And snap! There's another rush of flames)

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[Action] FUCK YOU MY MASK IS SCARY also is now dinner time for me, back soon gdmit willhavewings May 25 2010, 17:42:45 UTC
I was going to eat her.

[POM! Souryo leaps backwards again, but his two front legs still catch fire, heating up and actually melting. Because they're made of metal.]

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