Barry is a sex bomb. [video]
[The feed comes on to show a dark ice-rink. As far as your character can tell, it's empty. Suddenly, the very first "OoooOOoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOOH" of this song (Aestas' fault) pierces the blackness. A spotlight comes on to reveal Barry on the ice. He is wearing a full body spandex suit designed to look like muscles, with a golden tank top, red leather jacket, and black leather pants on top of that. All in XXXXL size of course.]
[Now, just before the song starts to take off, Barry skates over to a tentacle alien in the front row, gives him/her/it a flower and kisses it's tentacle like a gentleman. Then, he more or less performs this routine. (Ryo's fault. And yes, that's the outfit Barry's wearing now. Watch it the whole way through you pansies. It's important what happens.) Yes. Complete with the fake-stripping and pelvic thrusting. And the hip gyrations. Can Barry's hips move that way? Well, they can now.]
[The song ends, and Barry strikes what he imagines is a seductive pose. The stadium is then engulfed by the high pitched squealing of all the female....ish spectators who throw countless roses onto the ice.]
[Now, just before the song starts to take off, Barry skates over to a tentacle alien in the front row, gives him/her/it a flower and kisses it's tentacle like a gentleman. Then, he more or less performs this routine. (Ryo's fault. And yes, that's the outfit Barry's wearing now. Watch it the whole way through you pansies. It's important what happens.) Yes. Complete with the fake-stripping and pelvic thrusting. And the hip gyrations. Can Barry's hips move that way? Well, they can now.]
[The song ends, and Barry strikes what he imagines is a seductive pose. The stadium is then engulfed by the high pitched squealing of all the female....ish spectators who throw countless roses onto the ice.]