Date 27

Mar 26, 2010 12:33

(The video flickers on, showing the front door and the end of a table. There are papers everywhere, as well as a few mugs placed around. It's silent for a bit, until there are the sounds of hurried, frantic knocking on the door, but no one comes. The knocking continues until they turn into outright banging. There also seems to be some arguing behind that door.)

Would someone answer me please?! THEY'RE GOING TO BREAK ME DOWN!

Alright, alright, I'm coming...relax. (Roy comes into view, rubbing the back of his neck. He looks a little disheveled, as if he's been up for far too long.  He has a piece of paper in his hand, which he promptly crumples up and throws to the ground.  He snaps, and suddenly it's in flames. With a yawn, he opens the door.) Can I help yo--(Before he's even able to get the question out, there is a horrible, piercing wave of girl screams that belong to no less than eight girls. Words such as, 'BLIND DATE', 'PICK ME' and 'I'M PRETTIER' can be heard.)

WHY WOULD HE PICK YOU YOU HAVE FINS FOR HANDS!

OH YEAH? WELL YOU HAVE EIGHT ARMS AND THE HAIR OF A ROOSTER

EVERYONE'S DOING IT! I'M A TRENDSETTER! YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM MY SENSE OF STYLE

NO ONE WANTS TO DATE A ROOSTER

FISH ARE SCALY! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY FLAKING! WHO WOULD WANT TO DATE A FI--

(And Roy slams the door, resting his head against it. Arguing can still be heard from outside, while the door is laughing hysterically.)

Bl-blind date...you and...them? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA (Roy's hands curl into fists and he bangs his fist hard against it, but it just continues laughing. He's still for a moment, but he slowly straightens, strides over to the comm and grabs it, unaware or uncaring of the fact that it has been on.  He looks like he's struggling to keep his temper at hand as the screams of 'NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID' 'IT WAS YOUR FAULT' and 'YOU RUINED EVERYTHING' can be heard.)

I assure you, if I were looking for someone to date I would take care of it myself. That being said....WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!   (He stares at the comm as if expecting an answer, then sighs.) I don't have time for this...(He's silent for a bit, as if he's lost in thought.  Then, the feed goes off.)

(ooc: This is the result of Edward deciding to hook Roy up with a few exotic blind dates anonymously.  Black is the door, blue is Roy, green and pink are two random dates)

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