Barry is a sex bomb. [video]

[happytochop]

[The feed comes on to show a dark ice-rink. As far as your character can tell, it's empty. Suddenly, the very first "OoooOOoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOOH" of this song (Aestas' fault) pierces the blackness. A spotlight comes on to reveal Barry on the ice. He is wearing a full body spandex suit designed to look like muscles, with a golden tank top,

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[gunpowderreason]

[...Right.]

[So that was mentally scarring.]

[happytochop]

[You liked it, don't lie.]

Hey Miss Hawkeye! How'd I do?

[gunpowderreason]

Very entertaining, Barry.

[happytochop]

[EEEEEEEEE HE GOT PRAISE FROM MISS HAWKEYE! BEST DAY EVER!!]

[video]

[goneonenight]

[There are no words.]

[video]

[happytochop]

[There are moments of my life that I can't deide if I'm proud or ashamed of. I think this is at the top of the list of those moments.]

That went over better than I thought it would.

[feistyflowright]

[Doesn't know whether to be impressed or frightened...]

[happytochop]

[Is it too much to ask for both?]

Pretty good huh?

[feistyflowright]

[...it might overload his mind!?]

It was unique! I'm sure the judges have never seen anything like it.

[happytochop]

[A pair of slime encrusted panties is thrown onto the ice.]

I'm surprised the corwd liked it that much.

[cyprian_swan]

[facepalm forever and amen]

[happytochop]

[Goddess of beauty eat your heart out.]

Oh my god. I sat through the entire video.

[cyprian_swan]

[Oh please]]

Well, I would say you were very creative in your routine, and choice of costumes. Not as hideous as I thought they would be.

But really. I would rather not see that again.

Points for creativity, deductions for hideousness and trauma.

[happytochop]

Thanks Miss Apostrophe!

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[flameofheaven]

Why do I even know you?

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[happytochop]

Well, I'm pretty sure it all started a few months ago. Our world's were destroyed and we were both rescued by this ship.

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[flameofheaven]

Wow...you better not get a higher score than me, you stupid tin can.

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[happytochop]

Do I detect a hint of jealousy?