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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[The Guide clicks on to reveal a very not amused Englishman, who is, oddly enough, sitting on a stool in a corner of a lift. His countenance promises great retribution for whoever stuck him with this farce of a job too bad he doesn’t know that the Guide has a mind of its own and at times chooses jobs at a whim.]Hilarious

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[allmyanswers]

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Oh dear. [ Read: 'What did I just interrupt? I just wanted to ride the elevator....' ]

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Blush.]

J-Japan!

[He stands in the middle of the lift awkwardly, unable to quite look the other nation in the eye, not since that cross dressing incident.]

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[allmyanswers]

Please, pardon me, England-san.

[ And... bowing deeply. Yeah. That incident.... ]

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Ah, y-yes, of course.

[The lift immediately stops crying (thank God) and quietly shuts the doors.]

What is this~?

[More flushing.]

None of your concern, you pile of rubbish!

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[mysecrethobby]

[He's been waiting for an elevator forever. When the doors finally open, though, and he sees what's going on inside this one, he's tempted to wait for the next one. So tempted. But he steps inside anyway, and stays well out of the range of the elevator's...tears?]

What did you do?

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[HDU GERMANY.]

Nothing! The blasted thing started bawling for no conceivable reason--

[Of course, the lift cries even harder. The towel is almost useless by now, and there's a giant puddle forming under England's feet.]

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[mysecrethobby]

[Stares at England]

[Stares at the place where the tears(!?) are coming from]

[Reaches the logical conclusion:]

You must have said something to offend it.

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[You can stuff your logic up your--

Ahem.]

I merely tried to reason with it.

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Mature of you. Really.

[The poor towel looks like it's about to give out any second.]

[Video] slkdsklhe YOU MONSTEEERRRR

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[If England didn't want to die before, he certainly does now. He will forever deny having anything to do with America.]

Shut you fat mouth, you disgusting wanker! You are a walking embarrassment.

[He grits his teeth in an attempt to not explode.]

Are you so desperate you need to let the world know?

[Between America and the lift, he is sure to obtain a massive headache.]

Very astute of you.

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[crushes_pigeons]

[More to herself than anyone.] Hmmm. Several valid points, though the drama is rather unnecessary.

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

It's a lift! It shouldn't need to--

[omg, a sympathetic ear! The lift starts sniffling even louder than before.]

I know right? People like to pee here too! Do I look like a toilet to you?

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[crushes_pigeons]

[Totally not feeling England's pain right now, she responds to the lift behind him.]

[Shudder.] Disgusting. I suffered in a similar fashion during my time in Honnleath. Of course, I gained free will and mobility, whereas it is still stuck on this track, going from place to place at the whims of the flesh creatures. I cannot imagine how it bears the aggravation!

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

These flesh things are sooooooooooo ungrateful! I'm sick of being told what to do only to have it thrown in my face!"

Oi, don't encourage it--!

Oh, you poor dear! You should visit me and we can put these meat bags in their places!"

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[volcanisms]

What an unfortunate elevator.

video LMAO GET OUT

[kadeir_teyrnon]

Shut it! Your commentary isn't necessary.

video NOPE

[volcanisms]

Just stating a fact.

video /PUNTS

[kadeir_teyrnon]

I seriously doubt you could do any better.

[Because you're even more unlikeable. B|]