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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[The Guide clicks on to reveal a very not amused Englishman, who is, oddly enough, sitting on a stool in a corner of a lift. His countenance promises great retribution for whoever stuck him with this farce of a job too bad he doesn’t know that the Guide has a mind of its own and at times chooses jobs at a whim.]Hilarious

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[Video]

[crushes_pigeons]

[More to herself than anyone.] Hmmm. Several valid points, though the drama is rather unnecessary.

[Video]

[kadeir_teyrnon]

It's a lift! It shouldn't need to--

[omg, a sympathetic ear! The lift starts sniffling even louder than before.]

I know right? People like to pee here too! Do I look like a toilet to you?

Re: [Video]

[crushes_pigeons]

[Totally not feeling England's pain right now, she responds to the lift behind him.]

[Shudder.] Disgusting. I suffered in a similar fashion during my time in Honnleath. Of course, I gained free will and mobility, whereas it is still stuck on this track, going from place to place at the whims of the flesh creatures. I cannot imagine how it bears the aggravation!

[Video]

[kadeir_teyrnon]

These flesh things are sooooooooooo ungrateful! I'm sick of being told what to do only to have it thrown in my face!"

Oi, don't encourage it--!

Oh, you poor dear! You should visit me and we can put these meat bags in their places!"

[Video]

[crushes_pigeons]

Yes, I've suffered being urinated on, defecated on, ordered to scare people and carry lazy ones around, dressed up for village festivals, and used to lure birds. [Clearly the worst offense.]

[Ooh, an opportunity for some action!] Shall I? Perhaps it wishes me to crush the human's head?

[Video]

[kadeir_teyrnon]

Grooooosss!!! Who do these humans think they are? We have rights too!

[Well, shite.]

Now see here--!

OOH that is so tempting! But ew, his blood stains will never get out and eegghhh I don't need a constant reminder of him!

Re: [Video]

[crushes_pigeons]

Hmmm, yes, I see its point. Still, the offer stands.

Anyway. [She finally addresses England now.] It...the...one with the large eyebrows. It should be wary of who it offends. If I were in the elevator's place, I would not show the same mercy.

[Video] The latest...feel free to ignore. ;;;;

[kadeir_teyrnon]

Thank you! I'll keep it in mind, and please visit me when you can!

[Normally, he would vocalise his displeasure at the rudeness (nothing wrong with his eyebrows, after all), but this time, his survival instincts kick in.]

N-Noted.