002 ♛ [Video]

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[The Guide clicks on to reveal a very not amused Englishman, who is, oddly enough, sitting on a stool in a corner of a lift. His countenance promises great retribution for whoever stuck him with this farce of a job too bad he doesn’t know that the Guide has a mind of its own and at times chooses jobs at a whim.]Hilarious

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[allmyanswers]

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Oh dear. [ Read: 'What did I just interrupt? I just wanted to ride the elevator....' ]

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Blush.]

J-Japan!

[He stands in the middle of the lift awkwardly, unable to quite look the other nation in the eye, not since that cross dressing incident.]

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[allmyanswers]

Please, pardon me, England-san.

[ And... bowing deeply. Yeah. That incident.... ]

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Ah, y-yes, of course.

[The lift immediately stops crying (thank God) and quietly shuts the doors.]

What is this~?

[More flushing.]

None of your concern, you pile of rubbish!

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[allmyanswers]

It is nothing. [ Apparently he feels the need to jump in and deny all accusations (what accusations?) as well. ]

... England-san is well?

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

Precisely.

[The only way to go about this situation is to ignore the commentary, right? Also, how can you ask such a thing, Japan. Look at what's going on in here.]

Not really, no.

[The lift will not be deterred!]

Then why so defensive? Ooooh, I bet you're hiding something!

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[allmyanswers]

[ Trying... to ignore the voice. He's really trying. But that means he has to focus more on England and that's tricky too. Ah, his head hurts. ]

That is understandable in such a situation- there is nothing whatsoever to hide! [ A FRANK DENIAL. It must be a lie. ]

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[This is a very unfortunate situation...]

This month can't end soon enough.

[Giggles echo throughout the lift.]

Then why are you two so embarrassed? Look! England's blushing! Hehehehe.

[gdit, more blushing]

I most certainly am not! Keep your daft notions to yourself!

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[allmyanswers]

[ Okay, his brain is going into sleep mode or something here. No coherent thoughts are getting through. ]

E-eh... such a thing....

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Two nations + one lift + brain shut down =...?]

GASP! YOU TWO HAVEN'T CONFESSED YET!

D-Don't get such outlandish notions!

[God, strike him down now. Please.]

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[allmyanswers]

[ It's mostly the talking elevator part.... ]

England-san.... [ He sounds vaguely hoarse. ] Is there a way to disable it? Please say such a thing can be achieved....

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[And England sounds just as miserable.]

I've tried everything I could possibly think of and more.

[They need a sonic screwdriver. :c]

Perhaps it is best you leave.

[Is the lift singing? Why yes, yes it is. Enjoy the free concert. Oh yeah, have fun trying to get out, Japan.]

Living in denial isn't healthy~

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[allmyanswers]

[ Japan just sort of... stares at the elevator. Or the wall of the elevator. Where is the singing coming from? Well, either way, he nods slowly. ]

Perhaps it would be best.... [ He half-turns, pressing the button for the next floor. ]

I do not mean to leave England-san in a difficult situation, of course, but it seems I am contributing to the difficulty with my presence.

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[kadeir_teyrnon]

It is more than understandable, Japan. You certainly can't be faulted for the lift's utter stupidity.

[It immediately tuts.]

Running away from your problems isn't the solution. I just want you two to be happy! And then maybe England can stop being a jerk.

[Yep, the doors aren't going to open any time soon.]

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[allmyanswers]

I am quite happy....

[ And lying, and missing the point, but who cares, right? Anything to escape the demon elevator. The look he's sort of throwing in England's direction is somewhat sympathetic, but also a bit judgmental somehow. Probably not of England. ]