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[volcanisms]

[ The moment the feed clicks on, you, dear viewer, are subjected to the lovely sight of these candied apples. The Guide hangs on that image for a few moment, while another apple gets added to the group. Then the Guide is picked up and addressed by a bored-looking Iceland. ]You know, since I have to make all of these, you should come and buy them.

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[thenwhowas]

Yeah, that's definitely a great way to try and sell stuff.

(...Not that I'd do any better, but...)

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[volcanisms]

Shut up, I'm making sales.

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[thenwhowas]

Wait, seriously?

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[volcanisms]

Seriously.

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[thenwhowas]

Color me surprised, then...

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[volcanisms]

Why?

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[thenwhowas]

I dunno, the sales pitch was just... weird.

...They do look decent, though. The apples, I mean.

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[volcanisms]

I was just telling the truth. But, uh, thanks. I think they taste good, too.

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[thenwhowas]

...

How much for one?

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[volcanisms]

Six credits. [ You know they're good when they're twice as much as they should be. Yes. ]

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[thenwhowas]

[eyebrow raise]

Isn't that kind of overkill?

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[volcanisms]

I don't set the prices.

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[thenwhowas]

Point taken.

...I'll think about it.

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[volcanisms]

They'll be here in case you want one.

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[thenwhowas]

Is it a weekly special or something, or...?

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[volcanisms]

No. I just want my paycheck at the end of the month. [ read: 'I want to do a good job so I can get approval from my boss, waahhh' ]