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Sep 18, 2011 20:25

[There's the crackling of audio, fuzzy noise, and the Guide turns on to something that's supposed to be a conversation between a few individuals. There's very little context for the back-and-forth that's being broadcasted now:]

...And it's been six months! Six months! Can you believe it?

I see. And he hasn't made the offer of living together as ( Read more... )

balthier bunansa, basch fon ronsenburg

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[IDK THEY CAN BE...SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER I am so delirious atm] armorumvigiles September 19 2011, 00:58:51 UTC

[Basch, on the other hand, doesn't sound too thrilled...]

I may be misinterpreting the requirements regarding our occupation.

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[COOL <3] armorumvigiles September 19 2011, 01:13:34 UTC

It seems you have more experience in the matter than I do, I'm afraid. I am aware that I have said this often, since we've found ourselves on this ship.

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[Video] dalmascanson September 19 2011, 01:04:56 UTC

[Now he's seen it all. Basch working with a Pirate (of all people) to matchmake... ailiens.

Have an amused snort.]

I believe mentioning your patience will one day be the end of you.

[Nicer way to phrase 'coming back to bite you in the ass'.]

What exactly were your intentions?

[Video] armorumvigiles September 19 2011, 01:07:26 UTC

[Oh. Did he actually broadcast this over the Guide? Oh. Clearly, they didn't conduct themselves very professionally, did they? Not one of Basch's finer moments.]

I believe we were meant to advertise a matchmaking agency of sorts.

[A furrow of the brows.]

The Guide is prone to giving me jobs that I have no background in.

[audio] halcyonism September 19 2011, 03:18:20 UTC

I believe you may be too kind-hearted for this job....

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[audiojack~] halcyonism September 19 2011, 04:07:43 UTC

[ WHAT DID YOU WANT HIM TO SAY? "Basch, you suck at this job. Start acting like a cunning salesperson and do some damn advertising!"? ]

Is that so...? But don't you agree he would be more suitable for a kinder, gentler job?

[ Like... petting ponies.... ]

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[Audio] Look who isn't dead 8D (Also, feel free to ignore for lateness) strays_pride October 16 2011, 18:10:50 UTC

[Noah has, so far, grudgingly been 'listening' to his brother's advice about staying in bed and healing. (Actually, he's doing it because he caught a cold, and an already overworked immunesystem decided collapsing a few weeks prior was a good idea, but Basch doesn't need to do that.)

Idly browsing through the job listings, however, has given Noah an outlet for the wickedly cunning sense of humor known to all bored, intelligent folk who find themselves unable to go out and do things. Let's have some fun, shall we?]

"Hello? Could I possibly get some advice?"

[Noah's voice, serious, "honestly" curious and entirely innocent. Yep.]

"I just don't know what to do about my boyfriend. He's a wonderful chap, really, but I cannot help but feel that I'm just too old. That I can't adequately meet his 'expectations', if you know what I mean. Could you possibly help me?"

[He's very much in character, sprawled out with his hand resting on his knee like twirling a non-existent telephone cord, biting his bottom lip trying not to burst out ( ... )