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Sep 15, 2011 22:30

[When the Guide first comes on there's a brief close up of a large yellow bird before the view eventually flips around to show the owner.

Norway looks about as calm and disinterested as one can possibly get about their circumstances, paying no mind to the excited, yipping puppy he's tucked under his other arm while speaking.]This Guide's more ( Read more... )

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[video] hide yo' nations, hide yo' everything tumetiens September 16 2011, 19:08:59 UTC
[Oh, another nation! And some animals.]

Norvège. It's good to see that you've got your priorities in order.

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[video] france is climbin' through my windows and snatchin' my animals up 8( lutefisk September 16 2011, 20:22:01 UTC
'nd ya should follow through yer own priorities n' answer me, France.

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[video] hide norway hide tumetiens September 16 2011, 23:22:29 UTC
Touche. But do you really think that my priorities are answering you?

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[video] no place is safe... lutefisk September 17 2011, 00:35:43 UTC
It's a priority if ya bothered showin' in the first place.

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[video] tumetiens September 17 2011, 01:06:53 UTC
Maybe brother France just wanted to report in, non? Either way, there is greenery here if you look hard enough.

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[video] lutefisk September 17 2011, 05:07:03 UTC
No one needs ya reportin' in.

A forest?

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[video] tumetiens September 17 2011, 20:58:18 UTC
Don't be coy, Norvege. As for your forest... I'm not entirely sure, actually.

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[video] lutefisk September 17 2011, 22:51:14 UTC
Must mean somethin' if yer unsure 'bout seein' a forest in a ship.

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[video] tumetiens September 18 2011, 05:18:34 UTC
Brother France's been a bit too busy to look for 'organic' forests-- you know how busy I can get.

[Sure, France. Sure.]

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[video] lutefisk September 18 2011, 16:03:30 UTC
Havin' sex doesn't count as bein' busy, you.

[lmao so blunt I can't]

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[video] tumetiens September 18 2011, 16:07:04 UTC
[And now France leans into the Guide, looking around before lowering his voice.]

...

...Actually...

[oh no norway this is not a conversation you want to be having]

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[video] lutefisk September 18 2011, 16:12:46 UTC
[I don't think this is a convo any nation wants to have...........

But just. Stares.]

Thinkin' 'bout it doesn't count either.

[what is kicking a guy when he's already down...]

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[video] tumetiens September 18 2011, 16:16:47 UTC
[I'll take 'France deserves it' for 500......

Also what is lowering your voice when you can whine at the top of your lungs, right]

I haven't made love a single time since I've gotten here! I've been exceedingly celibate! Mon Dieu, I feel like Angleterre right now...!

[You want some cheese with that whine, France]

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[video] lutefisk September 18 2011, 16:51:34 UTC
[wow why is he even a part of this.]

Probably 'cause ya give the impression of bein' unsatisfyin' before even tryin'.

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[video] tumetiens September 18 2011, 22:33:34 UTC
[You have fueled France's WAAHHHHMBULANCE, Norway...]

Unsatisfying? What do you mean by that?!

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[video] lutefisk September 19 2011, 01:04:53 UTC
I mean yer likely bad at it.

[THIS NEVERENDING CYCLE...]

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