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[lutefisk]

[When the Guide first comes on there's a brief close up of a large yellow bird before the view eventually flips around to show the owner.

Norway looks about as calm and disinterested as one can possibly get about their circumstances, paying no mind to the excited, yipping puppy he's tucked under his other arm while speaking.]This Guide's more

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[video. If you even notice him <3]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Norway? ... But you don't seem to remember the Thor. So... here we go again?]

Hello, Norway. It's Canada...

[video. is that you vinland??]

[lutefisk]

[He stares intently at the screen, then:]

Do ya make yerself unrecognizable on purpose?

[video. he will answer to that, yes.]

[maple_syrup_can]

...

N-no, I don't.

[video. anything but america...]

[lutefisk]

So it's a natural talent.

video; 1/?

[volcanisms]

[ OH MY GOD IT'S BIG BRO. ]

video; 2/?

[volcanisms]

[ this is fantastic and horrifying and awful but yet not and keysmashy all at once aisdnfasdfpas ]

video; 3/4

[volcanisms]

[ seriously, it's nice that norway came back, although it is a slight cause for concern, too. hmm. but now is not the time for introspection

and who really cares about that when there's super cute animals around anyway. ]

video; 4/4

[volcanisms]

[ totally deadpan here. totally. yeeeah iceland's got this. ]

There's a park.

[video]

[allmyanswers]

There may be such a forest, there are parks, after all.

[ Oh, look, cute animals. We like this. ]

[video]

[lutefisk]

[A short pause, like he's expecting Japan to say something else. Except he eventually responds when that isn't the case.]

I'm doubtin' it if ya can't find a forest before a park.

[Japan do you also like how the puppy is now shoving its nose all up in the screen?]

[video]

[allmyanswers]

It is a rather unusual vessel. Am I correct in assuming Norway-san has just arrived?

[ ... yes, we like this also. The presence of small animals makes everything better!! ]

[video]

[lutefisk]

Sure. 'nd I'm assumin' ya've been here long enough t'call it unusual for a reason.

[Always better!! The puppy is now pressing one of its paws on the screen and lets out a yip.]

video;

[plaidmanskirt]

[ fuck no fuck no no more Nordics. ONE IS ENOUGH.
His right eye visibly twitches. ]

When the blazes did ye get 'ere.

[[ ooc; any concerns or questions you have regarding Scotland, feel free to contact me ;u; ]]

video;

[lutefisk]

[Meanwhile, he looks pretty casual about this.]

I figured it's obvious, you.

[ooc: ooh mr. scotland ooh~ /swoons <3]

[plaidmanskirt]

[ huff! ]

Whit's that stupid calm expression for--!? Yer nae pissing yerself beelin like most o' the numpties 'ere when they first arrived, but I guess that's typical o' ye. Ne'er ken whit yer thinking, Norway.

[ incoherent grumbling. he folds his arms. ]

Well, fuck. First Artair, and nou ye. Let me guess. Denmark is gaun tae arrive next, is 'e? It's just like fuckin' Christmas, isn't it?

[lutefisk]

There ain't no point in panickin' when I ain't immediately dyin'. Unless yer tellin' me there's a reason t'be while yer bein' cozy there, Scotland.

[At that point the chocobo is poking her head over Norway's shoulder, but he continues without seeming to notice.]

'nd it's likely. He's gotten that knack of showin' up when no one wants him, kinda like some others.

[video] hide yo' nations, hide yo' everything

[tumetiens]

[Oh, another nation! And some animals.]

Norvège. It's good to see that you've got your priorities in order.

[video] france is climbin' through my windows and snatchin' my animals up 8(

[lutefisk]

'nd ya should follow through yer own priorities n' answer me, France.

[video] hide norway hide

[tumetiens]

Touche. But do you really think that my priorities are answering you?

[video] no place is safe...

[lutefisk]

It's a priority if ya bothered showin' in the first place.